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Burnistoun

Started by dmc , Feb 27 2012 23:34
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Posted 27 February 2012 - 23:34

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Posted 27 February 2012 - 23:49

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The patter on Burnistoun is chronic.
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Posted 27 February 2012 - 23:54

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The patter on Burnistoun is chronic.


Awww come on, that & the 2 litre of ginger are classics!

Not forgetting "any rolls"Posted Image
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Posted 28 February 2012 - 00:01

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Burnistoun is shite as is Limmy and Gary " WANK " Commander.
40 Part Time Clubs and

Scottish Football will live happily ever after.

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Posted 28 February 2012 - 00:06

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Awww come on, that & the 2 litre of ginger are classics!

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Im no sure you're serious here Posted Image

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Posted 28 February 2012 - 00:07

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Burnistoun is shite as is Limmy and Gary " WANK " Commander.


Good yin.................

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Posted 28 February 2012 - 00:13

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Really??? Those sketches are hilarious!
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Posted 28 February 2012 - 00:38

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Brilliant absolutely brilliant.:)
I'd rather shag a bucket with a big hole in it,than be a M*rt*n fan for just one minute.

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Posted 28 February 2012 - 08:44

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Burnistoun is quality.

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Posted 28 February 2012 - 14:33

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The patter on Burnistoun is chronic.

Ah swerr, oan the grave ay the Vurgin Mary, and the grave ay the Vurgin Mary’s MAW if you ever turn tay The Drugs – even if it’s tae fun’ a sense a humour – ah’ll kill ye! :D
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Posted 28 February 2012 - 14:38

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Awww come on, that & the 2 litre of ginger are classics!

Not forgetting "any rolls"Posted Image


“Sorry ah couldnae make yer birthday night oot”
“Nae bother. Know how ye phoned us an’ said ‘huv a round oan me’? Came tae twenty seven pound forty two. Here’s the receipt.” :lol:
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So damn easy to cave in; fans kill everything....

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Posted 29 February 2012 - 16:04

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That sketch where the lad says asks his pal if he'd snap a jobby off for him before the paramedics arrived, if he collapsed on the toilet was fantastic.
Loved the £15.20 take away sketch too.

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Posted 11 May 2012 - 12:23

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Gary Tank Commander,Burnistoun and Limmy all back on our teles soon.

:)
I'd rather shag a bucket with a big hole in it,than be a M*rt*n fan for just one minute.

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Posted 11 May 2012 - 12:39

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Posted 16 May 2012 - 14:50

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Not forgetting "any rolls"Posted Image


STILL NAE ROLLS MATE! Posted Image

Read mah lips: Nae. Rolls.
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Posted 16 May 2012 - 18:40

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Nae jokes.

Nae humour.

Aw pish.
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40 Part Time Clubs and

Scottish Football will live happily ever after.

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Posted 14 August 2012 - 11:53

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"A pint fur me an' a pint fur ma bra"
"Did you ca' him a bra?"
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Posted 14 August 2012 - 16:40

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Nae jokes.

Nae humour.

Aw pish.


Well stoap postin then mate!
Cheers Fur Noo!
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Posted 14 August 2012 - 16:44

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Edited by Vambo57, 14 August 2012 - 16:47.

Cheers Fur Noo!
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Posted 14 August 2012 - 16:50

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Some of Burniston is keech, but some of it is sheer comic genius.

Check these two out...






Yeah, it is pretty hit & miss but some of the stuff I don't find funny others find hilarious & vice versa which is fine by me. I like a lot of the Scottish references that get thrown in such as the use of the word "arsepiece". Fúckin' brilliant! Posted Image
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