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Asda Linwood Is Suffering Because Of Scumgers


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Due to the scumgers being doomed
the profits are down at Linwood due to the lack of buddies hanging about waiting to spot our next big summer signing and spending money on sweeties.
and saint mirren not bringing in new players
due to not knowing what the f##k is going on.
there is no one being spotted in Asda Linwood this summer
every summer I look forward to spotting new players in the biscuit ailsle
has anyone spotted anybody looking remotly like a football player in Asda?

Edited by stevie-dee, 09 July 2012 - 16:16.

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it's only a song, John.



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Due to the scumgers being doomed
the profits are down at Linwood due to the lack of buddies hanging about waiting to spot our next big summer signing and spending money on sweeties.
and saint mirren not bringing in new players
due to not knowing what the f##k is going on.
there is no one being spotted in Asda Linwood this summer
every summer I look forward to spotting new players in the biscuit ailsle
has anyone spotted anybody looking remotly like a football player in Asda?

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Must be hard for you to know whats going on in Linwood Faraway Saint as you hang about the CO-OP in Arbroath all day
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it's only a song, John.

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Must be hard for you to know whats going on in Linwood Faraway Saint as you hang about the CO-OP in Arbroath all day


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bloody hell faraway do you mean you have more than one shop in Arbroath ?
it's only a song, John.

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There's not an Asda in Linwood.

Edited by HSS, 09 July 2012 - 16:52.

I'd rather shag a bucket with a big hole in it,than be a M*rt*n fan for just one minute.


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:)

Edited by HSS, 09 July 2012 - 16:53.

I'd rather shag a bucket with a big hole in it,than be a M*rt*n fan for just one minute.


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if as you say there is not an Asda in Linwood.
Well where the hell does my missus go whenever there's football on t.v
she says she's going to asda and comes home with plastic bags with shopping in them
and the bags have the words asda printed on them.
she has even dragged me along on occasion to carry bags from asda to car.
it's only a song, John.

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Its on the Linwood Road Stevie-D.......due to scumgers induced footballing recession our signings are now getting spotted at ALDIs.
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Never Mind the f**kshitcuntybollox!

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if as you say there is not an Asda in Linwood.
Well where the hell does my missus go whenever there's football on t.v
she says she's going to asda and comes home with plastic bags with shopping in them
and the bags have the words asda printed on them.
she has even dragged me along on occasion to carry bags from asda to car.

She may well go to Asda and you may well go with her Stevie but its not Linwood.
I'd rather shag a bucket with a big hole in it,than be a M*rt*n fan for just one minute.


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bloody hell faraway do you mean you have more than one shop in Arbroath ?


Yes Stevie, you need to get out more.

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was it not known as chrysler linwood or the pressed steel linwood in days of old. as it says on the bridge
chrysler linwood so as far as everybody knows its bloody asda linwood.
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it's only a song, John.

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was it not known as chrysler linwood or the pressed steel linwood in days of old. as it says on the bridge
chrysler linwood so as far as everybody knows its bloody asda linwood.


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was it not known as chrysler linwood or the pressed steel linwood in days of old. as it says on the bridge
chrysler linwood so as far as everybody knows its bloody asda linwood.


Asda call it Asda Linwood....
http://storelocator.asda.com/#!/search/index?qs=linwood&dym=1

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O.K thanks for the bloody geography lesson.
but has anyone seen a bloody footballer there or at least somebody that might be a footballer
or a wee granny with a grandson who was looking at footballs at least.
it's only a song, John.

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O.K thanks for the bloody geography lesson.
but has anyone seen a bloody footballer there or at least somebody that might be a footballer
or a wee granny with a grandson who was looking at footballs at least.

No
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Due to the scumgers being doomed
the profits are down at Linwood due to the lack of buddies hanging about waiting to spot our next big summer signing and spending money on sweeties.
and saint mirren not bringing in new players
due to not knowing what the f##k is going on.
there is no one being spotted in Asda Linwood this summer
every summer I look forward to spotting new players in the biscuit ailsle
has anyone spotted anybody looking remotly like a football player in Asda?

I was there yesterday. Perhaps some one saw me. I was even wearing my St Mirren away topPosted Image

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Has anybody seen anyone that looks like a footballer in Asda Paisley near Linwood.Posted Image
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Is Glasgow Airport in Glasgow :whistle

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Is Glasgow Airport in Glasgow Posted Image


It should be. I pity all those poor American tourists who's first impression of Scotland might be a mini bus trip into Paisley to get their hire car.




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