Isma is my God

Excuse me but he almost scored for us on 4 occasions if yer asking me that's worth every penny he got paid

Apparently they get into an argument over who had the shiniest head Rae obviously has the shiner head so Goodwin felt insecure and left

When's Alan Gow getting inducted

Was in Halfords at paisley the day get the stabilise off ma bike, see the st. Mirren legend Alan Gow walk in. I was so shocked I nearly pissed me firlys, I'm Alan, alan wit u doing here he tells me he's on trial at a local team, me being the joker that I am goes to him as along as its no the Morton then a deadly silence fell upon Halfords he says kilmarock are going to sign one of their strikers they want to get me signed up as soon as possible I stormed out of Halfords then I had to go back cause I left my bike in there I shouts at Alan the jokes on the Ton Alan signing you yer f**king shite then I cycled all the way home to ma mammy