antrin Posted April 7, 2017 Report Share Posted April 7, 2017 1 minute ago, Vambo57 said: Sounds Great! Just the job, stop clapping at 'Everlasting Love' and repeat... Sorry Antrin, from experience, it's far too much to learn and remember for your average Football Fan. Has to be short and just repeated as below: From the very start Open up your heart Feel that you're a part of everlasting love I'd be all for that if all goes well with the trials. It could be put to the vote in the summer and stored in the West Stand. Saves the drummer lugging one about when at home... The Feegie Drum? The SMiSA Drum? The Love Drum? Drums Avenue? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vambo57 Posted April 7, 2017 Report Share Posted April 7, 2017 11 minutes ago, antrin said: Drums Avenue? The Drums Drum? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Suggestion Posted April 7, 2017 Report Share Posted April 7, 2017 6 hours ago, faraway saint said: Surely a great opportunity for SMISA to intervene with the purchase of the official St Mirren drum? Or maybe the simple solution is to trust people and have the drum checked on entry like every other team, including Morton on Tuesday haha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TediousTom Posted April 8, 2017 Report Share Posted April 8, 2017 The Mirren Drum by TediousTom Bang Bang Bang goes the drum Bang Bang Bang it goes again Bang Bang Bang goes the drum Bang Bang Bang it goes again Bang Bang Bang goes the drum Bang Bang Bang it goes again Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TediousTom Posted April 8, 2017 Report Share Posted April 8, 2017 Drum by Langston Hughes Bear in mind That death is a drum Beating forever Till the last worms come To answer its call, Till the last stars fall, Until the last atom Is no atom at all, Until time is lost And there is no air And space itself Is nothing nowhere, Death is a drum, A signal drum, Calling life To come! Come! I liked mine better! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TediousTom Posted April 8, 2017 Report Share Posted April 8, 2017 (edited) The West bank Drummer boy by TediousTom Bang Bangity Bang goes the westbank drum Rythim is kept, hair is windswept from the westbank drummer boy Bang Bangity Bang goes the westbank drum To keep such a beat is no mean feat from the westbank drummer boy Bang Bangity Bang goes the westbank drum The beat can be low, the beat can be high and at half time I want an expensive pie Bang Bangity Bang goes the westbank drum and on and on goes the westbank drummer boy Bang Bangity Bang Edited April 8, 2017 by TediousTom Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stlucifer Posted April 8, 2017 Report Share Posted April 8, 2017 36 minutes ago, TediousTom said: The West bank Drummer boy by TediousTom Bang Bangity Bang goes the westbank drum Rythim is kept, hair is windswept from the westbank drummer boy Bang Bangity Bang goes the westbank drum To keep such a beat is no mean feat from the westbank drummer boy Bang Bangity Bang goes the westbank drum The beat can be low, the beat can be high and at half time I want an expensive pie Bang Bangity Bang goes the westbank drum and on and on goes the westbank drummer boy Bang Bangity Bang I do hope you have a day job. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
faraway saint Posted April 8, 2017 Report Share Posted April 8, 2017 18 minutes ago, stlucifer said: I do hope you have a day job. The clue's in the name. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
East Lothian Saint Posted April 8, 2017 Report Share Posted April 8, 2017 4 hours ago, stlucifer said: I do hope you have a day job. Work was slow today and I had feck all else to do. How about some Tedious Tom's Westbank drummer boy meets Mark Knopfler. I'm just an ageing drummer boyAnd in the stands I used to playAnd I've called the tuneTo many a St Mirren sessionNow they say that I’m a criminalAnd They’ll take my drums awayTony please hear my confessionI have livened up the west Bankwith no stash in ma DrumI’ve Paid all my moneyFrom my hard earned incomeI have re-written atmosphereWith the North Bank and my songsInvented memoriesIn the West bank ma Drum BelongsAnd I can still hear The rulesAnd I still hear that I’m wrongCause Tony’s too bigThe Club’s too strongWell I have tried to be meekAnd I have tried to be mildBut He spat like a womanAnd He sulked like a childI have lived behind wallsThat have made me aloneStriven through Red TapeWhich I should have never knownAnd I can still hear The rulesAnd I still hear that I’m wrongTony’s too bigThe club's too strongWell the sun rose on the WestbankAnd they all did hear him say'You always were a BuddieBut I got you anywayYou may have got your red-tapeBut I swear upon my lifeI’d never bring in buckfastExplosives or a knife'Oh Tony please help meFor I have done no wrongYour too bigThe Club's too strong Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stlucifer Posted April 8, 2017 Report Share Posted April 8, 2017 (edited) 1 hour ago, East Lothian Saint said: Work was slow today and I had feck all else to do. How about some Tedious Tom's Westbank drummer boy meets Mark Knopfler. It's plain that you are worried, I see it in your prose. I hope the club have hurried, To end all of your woes. But looking out for solace, It's sad to see you beg. I think you've taken it too far, By cutting off a leg. Edited April 8, 2017 by stlucifer To improve poetic rhyme. (But it seems it's not in time) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
East Lothian Saint Posted April 8, 2017 Report Share Posted April 8, 2017 9 minutes ago, stlucifer said: It's plain that you are troubled, I see it in your prose. I hope the club have hurried, To end all of your woes. But looking out for solace, It's sad to see you beg. I think you've taken it too far, By cutting off a leg. The team were fecking shocking And Stelios was lost We dropped another two points And that could dearly cost But Fat McCalls team got humped Which means we finally caught em We just moved up to ninth place We’re off the fecking Bottom Feckin Dire.....Straits Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sally02 Posted April 10, 2017 Report Share Posted April 10, 2017 To the tune of she'll be coming round the Mountain:- We'll be drumming in the West Bank - when we score We'll be singing in the West Bank - give us more We'll be singing in the West Bank, singing in the West Bank We'll be singing in the West Bank - we want Four. Chorus Singing aye, aye, yippy - Saints on Fire Singing aye, aye, yippy - Saints on Fire Singing aye, aye, yippy, St. Mirren are gonna beat you Singing aye, aye, yippy, Saints on Fire. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TediousTom Posted April 10, 2017 Report Share Posted April 10, 2017 Drummer boy suffers no fatigue by TediousTom The drummer boy feels no fatigue St Mirren are off the bottom of the league The drummer boy drums on and on The beat keeps going as we smash the the Greenock Ton on and on with a constant beat Some clap in time some stamp there feet The drummer boy creates a rythmic heaven Despite being segregated in W7 And on an on he hits that snare drum If the Buds win the morra in my pants I will cum The drummer boy he plays for us He also travels on the Cockles Wilson bus The drummer boy feels no fatigue Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TediousTom Posted April 11, 2017 Report Share Posted April 11, 2017 (edited) And the drummer boy did - TediousTom And the drummer boy did drum that drum I heard it with my ears and felt it in my tum The drummer boy he did his best St Mirren, your patience they will often test and the drummer boy did slap that skin Come St Mirren gies anither yin And the drummer boy did rattle that box A St Mirren win no longer shocks And the drummer boy did whack that thing Back to Paisley three points we will bring And the drummer boy did swing his stick Stevie Aitken is a wee ginger prick and the drummer boy was drowned out by the cheer And St Mirren stayed up to challenge next year And the drummer boy he drums for what cause? He loves Saint Mirren and super Jack Ross Edited April 11, 2017 by TediousTom Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
East Lothian Saint Posted April 18, 2017 Report Share Posted April 18, 2017 No drums allowed at Tannadice http://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/beat-it-dundee-united-ban-6932531 The article also says Drums have been banned at Tannadice. "Now it's just the home team that will take a pounding for 90 minutes" says a club spokesman. Let's hope that's true this weekend Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TediousTom Posted April 18, 2017 Report Share Posted April 18, 2017 No Drummer in Dundee Dundee Dundee Dundee We soon are away to thee In Tannadice Street We are in for a treat Even without our beloved drum beat Dundee Dundee Dundee To enter your stadia you will charge us a fee But no you wont impress me For sing we still can And that you cannot ban And your arses we will tan You idiots and buffoons from Dundee Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stlucifer Posted April 18, 2017 Report Share Posted April 18, 2017 Gawd knows you're trier. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zurich_allan Posted April 18, 2017 Report Share Posted April 18, 2017 Changing the name of Baldrick's poem to 'The St Mirren Drum'... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hambud Posted April 18, 2017 Report Share Posted April 18, 2017 Just need to clap louder!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vambo57 Posted April 18, 2017 Report Share Posted April 18, 2017 5 hours ago, East Lothian Saint said: No drums allowed at Tannadice http://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/beat-it-dundee-united-ban-6932531 The article also says Drums have been banned at Tannadice. "Now it's just the home team that will take a pounding for 90 minutes" says a club spokesman. Let's hope that's true this weekend That's from 2015, maybe changed policy by now Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TediousTom Posted April 22, 2017 Report Share Posted April 22, 2017 The drum stayed on the bus The drum, the drum stayed on the bus The drum, the drum has caused a fuss The people in Dundee are not very nice The drum, the drum was banned from Tannadice The drum, the drum sat silently when St Mirren took on the Tannadice men The drum, the drum will beat again When next we play the Rath Rovers men The drum, the drum will beat loudly When St Mirren clinch eighth and we go on proudly The drum, the drum, it is a snare The drum, the drum not welcomed everywhere The drum, the drum, the drum, the drum Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
antrin Posted April 22, 2017 Report Share Posted April 22, 2017 f**kin brilliant, TT! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stlucifer Posted April 22, 2017 Report Share Posted April 22, 2017 13 minutes ago, TediousTom said: The drum stayed on the bus The drum, the drum stayed on the bus The drum, the drum has caused a fuss The people in Dundee are not very nice The drum, the drum was banned from Tannadice The drum, the drum sat silently when St Mirren took on the Tannadice men The drum, the drum will beat again When next we play the Rath Rovers men The drum, the drum will beat loudly When St Mirren clinch eighth and we go on proudly The drum, the drum, it is a snare The drum, the drum not welcomed everywhere The drum, the drum, the drum, the drum A much better effort TT. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
East Lothian Saint Posted April 23, 2017 Report Share Posted April 23, 2017 The drum was banned from tannadice The Saints fans went in Hordes Undeterred they sang their songs and banged on the advert boards. With a slap slap slap And a bang bang bang Around the park St Mirren rang You can ban the drum In an evil ploy But you won’t kill the rhythm Of our drummer boy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pozbaird Posted April 23, 2017 Report Share Posted April 23, 2017 I'm just scunnered we never scored a winner yesterday. I still can't shake that bloody Dundee United club song out of my head, and I had some nice new words brewing for it too... We're Saint Murrn, It's our home team, We're Saint Murrn, Best you've ever seen, We're Saint Murrn, We won three-two, Get. It. Fcuking. Right. Up. You. ....and repeat. Sadly, not to be. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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