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Don't let the missus retire.... JUST FECKIN' DON'T!!!!!!!!!


stlucifer

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I went off to work this morning, and I was full of glee.

Working the first three hours, then stopping for my tea.

At this point I was lagging, boredom was setting in,

So I phoned my better half, for a wagging of the chin.

In a total fit of madness, I suggested a wee change,

Perhaps the main room in the house, could be rearranged.

When I got home this evening, I was ready just to scream

She’d only gone and done it, but took it to extreme.

To make the room feel open, was my cunning thought,

But she’s taken it a bit too far, and look at what we’ve got.

Covers over every chair, with debris all around,

And just like the one of Jericho, she’s taken my wall down!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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23 minutes ago, stlucifer said:

I went off to work this morning, and I was full of glee.

Working the first three hours, then stopping for my tea.

At this point I was lagging, boredom was setting in,

So I phoned my better half, for a wagging of the chin.

In a total fit of madness, I suggested a wee change,

Perhaps the main room in the house, could be rearranged.

When I got home this evening, I was ready just to scream

She’d only gone and done it, but took it to extreme.

To make the room feel open, was my cunning thought,

But she’s taken it a bit too far, and look at what we’ve got.

Covers over every chair, with debris all around,

And just like the one of Jericho, she’s taken my wall down!!!!!!!!!!!!!

20180419_150641.jpg

Ricky has another rival. :rolleyes:

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3 minutes ago, faraway saint said:

I'll give you some credit, 11. :P

In fairness I was out for an afternoon gathering. Sobriety should be compulsory when starting threads.

 

Take heed stricky.... and the other one both of whom I think may be a secret tipplers.

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