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I'm sure we could use the £1m and re-invest in a new drummer. Surely there's a decent one in League One we can buy for 200K, train up and sell on. Offer their club a sell-on of 20%?
There was that Dumbarton tambourine player...Surely a preseason and right coaching she could make the step up to full time drummer?

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5 minutes ago, Hambud said:
2 hours ago, Cornwall_Saint said:
I'm sure we could use the £1m and re-invest in a new drummer. Surely there's a decent one in League One we can buy for 200K, train up and sell on. Offer their club a sell-on of 20%?

There was that Dumbarton tambourine player...Surely a preseason and right coaching she could make the step up to full time drummer?

We might be able to get them on the cheap, relegation release clause?

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Gordon Scott's the chairman

 

Gordon Scott's the chairman he drives a daft car

He took over at St Murn and he has taken us far

Fitzy is his batboy, we all love him so

And under their stewardship how far will St Murn go

We are in the top league and free of any debt

And so for the top six we are surely set

Their is a vacancy going now as we've lost Jack Ross

Robbie Neilson, Jim Goodwin or someone else will be our next boss

What exciting times that we live in today

Our next boss will surely take us all the way

European football it must be coming soon

and we will be partying in the Paisley toon

We will have a squad happy and on form

And cup run's will soon become the norm

Yes Gordon Scott's the Chairman he drives a daft car

And together with oor Gordon we are going far

And Tony's still the batboy, he has an impressive tache

Between him, Gordon and Alan Wardrop they manage all our cash

We have a lovely stadium and a training ground

And if you look in the cupboard some silverware is to be found

We are all happy as Gordon is still the man

And to top it all he is a real St Murn fan

I wish Gordon could stay forever and a day

But greedy old Smisa will soon get in the way

With memberships of premium they have a clear class divide

and such twats I cannae abide

So Gordon's still the man with the daft car

Let's get behind Gordon, together we are going far

And Tony's still the batboy he does interviews for the press

And what will he say next, one can only guess

And we train in Ralston where the locals like to complain

No swearing or shouting from that you must refrain

But Gordon is our chairman and he has an awfully stupid car

Anr Tony is the batboy and to that I say hooo rarrrr

 

 

 

 

 

 

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21 hours ago, Isle Of Bute Saint said:

Is it a rumour Jack is coming in for Josh ?  Who knows but just in case here is my tuppence worth. Good luck Jack and very much thank you what a manager.  This a guy who looks after number one but also is a bit of a unionist. Great players love him he will fight their  corners.  But Mr Scott unless Josh is let go for outrageous money I will not renew my season ticket. Have been faithful for 50 odd years  seen all this played out before many times . Very disappointing Jack you obviously love chess  . Stand up to this Mr Scott & Tony anything less than 3 to 5 million I will not renew the season ticket. I ask Saints fans to stand up to this to this disgusting behaviour by a former hero.  Anyway if Saints fans are willing to accept  few hundred grand with a sell on clause of 35.35 % then good on you. Now from this decision I will know what direction the club is heading over to you Gordon and Tony. 

Jack making a move for Kyle. :)

 

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11 hours ago, Cornwall_Saint said:

I'm sure we could use the £1m and re-invest in a new drummer. Surely there's a decent one in League One we can buy for 200K, train up and sell on. Offer their club a sell-on of 20%?

I can put GLS in touch with vuvuzella players I met in South Africa.  Very noisy.  Low cost. 

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5 minutes ago, St.Ricky said:

I can put GLS in touch with vuvuzella players I met in South Africa.  Very noisy.  Low cost. 

I find them annoying.

Annoying = Anti Football

Like Ross needs to be replaced by a manager who likes to play football the football way, we need a drummer who can drum properly. I am not keen but perhaps others will disagree.

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34 minutes ago, Cornwall_Saint said:

I find them annoying.

Annoying = Anti Football

Like Ross needs to be replaced by a manager who likes to play football the football way, we need a drummer who can drum properly. I am not keen but perhaps others will disagree.

They are annoying.  I went to 4 Matches in South Africa.  Deafening. 

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1 hour ago, pod said:

Want to encourage supporters, not chase them away.   

See previous post.  They were deafening.  Would never catch on here.  Now wooden rattles? 

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9 hours ago, St.Ricky said:

See previous post.  They were deafening.  Would never catch on here.  Now wooden rattles

They're horrible too.   Bad enough getting poke in the back of the heid with a flag. :lol:

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