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  1. Top Five Depeche Mode Albums

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    Tom McB, were you not getting your 25 year service award when the Basildon oys were realsing See You? :rolleyes:

    Cheeky whippersnapper- jist 'cos I bought Sgt Pepper in mono on vinyl :D

    Portuguse- tofee- spanish with a head cold- enjoy the ambience ya jammy sod. :angry:

  3. Top Five Depeche Mode Albums

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    Top five Joeseph Stalin quotes are -

    1. You cannot make a revolution with silk gloves.

    2. A single death is a tragedy, a million deaths is a statistic.

    3. Mankind is divided into rich and poor, into property owners and exploited and to abstract oneself from this fundamental division and from the antagonism between poor and rich means abstracting oneself from fundamental facts.

    4. Sincere diplomacy is no more possible than dry water or wooden iron.

    5. The people who cast the votes don't decide an election, the people who count the votes do.

    I also think he was responsible for the "can't make an omlette without breaking eggs" quote but I can't find it on google, it might have been lenin. :rolleyes:

    You've missed "How many divisions does the Pope have?"

    The omelette quotation- Robespierre surely?

  4. Top Five Depeche Mode Albums

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    Depeche mode- top 5 albums- we're having a laugh right?

    Next the top 5 thoughts of Joe Stalin, top 5 executions of Albert Pierrepoint, the top 5 highland league football grounds,

    No doubt they exist- but would you want to be there?

    Now if it were the top 5 country rock songs, top 5 guitar heroes, top 5 prog rock tracks-

    I've jist gone too far :( Sorry

  5. Film Comedies

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    And he could paint! Aaaah, what a painter. A whole house in one day. Two coats!

    But the song and dance number is the best

    "Springtime for Hitler and Germany,

    Deutschland is happy and gay.

    We're marching to a faster pace,

    Look out, here comes the master race.

    Springtime for Hitler and Germany

    Goose-step's the new step today

    Bombs falling from the skies again,

    Deutschland is on the rise again"

  6. Film Comedies

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    What's wrong with a a bit of puerile pish every now and then? Not to mention a flash of Julie Andrews' tits :o

    Whit I missed Julie's tits? :angry:

    But then I saw them in a cack film - torn curtain?

    Sure they looked like glenda jackson's :unsure:

  8. Film Comedies

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    Sid's not going to like this - but I suspect he may be my pishley doppleganger- though obviously not as witty or well endowed. Three films in agreement

    1. Blazing saddles ( mel is indeed the master)

    2. Love and Death ( but why did he stop shaggin' Diane to go to Mia?)

    3. A night at the opera.

    4. The life of Brian

    5. Young Frankenstein( mel again- and the wonderful marty)

  10. Tear-jerkers

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    Or are your youthful thoughts (about Faye Dunaway) not just simply:

    Fadin Away? :lol::lol::lol:

    (Aaaah, ye cannae beat the aul puns...)

    Take care Ching we might be turning into the Morecambe and Wise o' this board.

    :huh:

    Might be awright- you get Glenda Jackson whilst I get Dame Diana Rigg :lol:

  11. Tear-jerkers

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    Also...

    SOAPdish

    Shampoo

    Shampoo? Egad- I must formulate a new axiom "Any Film with Warren Beatty in it is p1sh.@

    Works pretty damn well- apart from Bonnie and Clyde- although youthful erotic thoughts abt the lovely Faye may be clouding my memory. :o

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