Reidy1987

No apology required, my fishy friend. Just admit that the "one nun dead and eighty" joke is the best joke you've ever heard.
By the way, I remember posting the right-wing military coo joke on the old SO Guestbook and next day it came back to me, complete with typos, in one of those chain e-mails.

Here's a better wasp joke
Jonathan Ross is out one really hot day and decides to stop at the local cafe for an ice cream to cool down a bit. So he sits down and orders an ice cream. While he's waiting, a big wasp starts buzzing round his head. Finally, after a lot of swatting, the wasp seems to have disappeared. Eventually, the waitress arrives with his ice cream. Ross, still nervous, looks around and says to the waitress, "Is that wasp away?" And the waitress replies, "No, it's vanilla". Boom-boom!

Show Your Bones - The Yeah Yeah Yeahs.

My Flame Burns Blue - Elvis Costello

30 Years of Punk on Napster