Buffs

Just like humans spesk, cows moo in regional accents.

Dalmation puppies are born without spots.

Did you have a good time down there?

Gstretchuk...cant....punctuate....a....sentence....properly....!

Donkeys cant swim.

All polar bears are left handed.

Dont know if this has been done before, but on the back of the rumours to cheers us up thread, did you know that elephants cant jump, or that Costa Rica is the only country that doesn't have an army? Any more?

Just back in from watching the game in the pub. In recent times i dont usually get enthusiastic about Scotland games but the last 2 away games against quality opposition have got my national juices flowing again. Good performances and looking forward to a rosy international future. Well done Scotland, got some pride back!

I heard a rumour that the chimpazee is the only mammal that can lick its own arsehole.

He'll be starting tomorrow night.

Dont get all shook about it Elvis.

Im not so sure Drew. It could go either way, but maybe not ... or something.

Who poked him with a stick? Come on own up... Who was it!

Sorry to go off topic but any score updates?

Shes always had her knockers.

Cheers for that.

I dont do the whole twittering thing so excuse my ignorance, but who is Douglas McNeill? He seems to twatter alot and hint at alot but are his twats usually accurate Honest question.

Agreed.

WTF! F*cking shambolic. Logging off.

Unfortunately not, working tonight.

Three yellow cards in our first 45 mins is piss poor. We cant afford suspensions with the threadbare squad we have. The subs we have are pretty weak.

Lets just get it done.

Sky Sports confirm Alan Pardew is considering a loan deal for Adam Campbell at St Mirren. Looking positive.

Carey and Imrie are ex Saints. Good Luck to them. Lets move on.

I bet their fans would rather they had won a trophy. I know I would. Im not jealous. Good luck to them. Great result.