murray street

Take the pickle oot yer arse.

Every season some dumb cùnt comes on to the match day thread and asks for links for a game that 
is not likely to be on the telly or radio, this game is one of those.
 
Even though I know there is no coverage I am still going to be an irritating cùnt and ask....
 
 
Anyone have a link for todays game, is it on sky btsport or bbc radio scotland, 
is it on open mics etc etc?
 
 
Link for the game
 
http://www.itsnotonanywhereyadaftcunt.com
 

Very motivated and driven, its good to hear.

ST MIRREN ARE SHITE BLAH BLAH BLAH 

Just listened to it all.
What a shit hot and class Manager we have.
We can win this League,

wrang feckin game oops, keechin ma breaks that ah'm gonnie get macdowalled
 
Delete it from your post tae, theres a good auld taxi driver 

we'll be getting the do you know who I am jap slapping pish from vile s next. 

Why is the livvy game not on sky sports, bt sport or BBC Scotland, are all of these organizations
biased against st mirren also?
 
 
 
UNLIKE MY POST YA f**kIN TWAT 

Britons in Turkey told to stay indoors
 
Turkeys in Britain told to stay outdoors
 
 
 
I'll get my coat

Irritating cnuts should be banned. 

Kate Bush has quickly re-recorded a classic....     It doesn't hurt me
Do you want to feel how it feels?
Do you want to know that it doesn't hurt me?
Do you want to hear about the deal that I'm making?
You, it's you and me, and a bike, some lycra clad fannies and daft French cnuts And if I only could
I'd make a deal with God
And I'd get him to swap our places
Be running up that road
Be running up that hill
Be running up to punch fcuk out of that dick on a motorbike
See if I only could, oh You don't want to hurt me
But see how deep the bullet lies
Unaware I'm tearing you asunder
Ooh, there is thunder in our hearts Is there so much hate for the ones we love?
Tell me, we both matter, don't we?
You, it's you and me, and those way-too-tight lycra pants, and the French cnuts
It's you and me won't be unhappy And if I only could
I'd make a deal with God
And I'd get him to swap our places
Be running up that road
Be running up that hill
Be running up that fcuking hill with my lycra pants chaffing the fcuk oot' ma' bum cheeks
Say, if…

I think I will go for a 54 sprocket for Ventoux on thursday
 

 

Stinking blackneck ned, get him tae fùck

Stinking blackneck ned, get him tae fùck

Only time in my life I have voted and I backed the winning team

Shockerooni 
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-36638929
 
Wife cake and evil water: The perils of auto-translation
By Mark SmithTechnology of Business reporter  
While auto-translation software is improving, it is still not perfect
 
Imagine a far flung land where you can catch a ride from the Jackie Chan bus stop to a restaurant called Translate Server Error, and enjoy a hearty feast of children sandwiches and wife cake all washed down with some evil water.
If such a rich lunch gets stuck in your gnashers, you'll be pleased to know there are plenty of Methodists on hand to remove your teeth.
And if by this point you've had enough of the bus, fly home in style on a wide-boiled aircraft. But whatever you do, please remember that when you land at the airport, eating the carpet is strictly prohibited.
No, I haven't gone mad. These are all real-world examples of howlers by auto-translation software.
Joking aside, poor translations can have big implications for firms who run the risk of offending customers and losing business, or at least looking very amateurish.

While some mistranslations can provide amusement, others can cause grave offence
 

He's the next England Manager

He's gonnie get hammered in the papers tomorrow he was a pile of pish against iceland tonight.

What planet does this imbecile live on?
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-36636853
Sterling hits a new 31-year-low against dollar; the FTSE 100 falls and trading in RBS and Barclays shares is briefly suspended.
 

Total twattery.
I work in a daycare centre and am more than willing to assist people with personal needs... Even those who may abuse me for assisting.
The people you refer to in care homes deserve a damned sight more respect than your diatribe.
I consider myself privileged to do my shite job.

I went to Morrisons today to do my shopping and the cashier asked this foreign couple in front of me if they wanted help packing their bags. I thought f**k, this is happening quicker than I expected!

You sound like Donald Trump.

Cameron gone !!!

17 million racists voted to leave the EU and won! By christ you've made a complete cunt of it haven't you 
 
Brexity doo da brexity day my o my what a wonderful day