I was sitting in the dark the other day and this weird porno was on where a pathetic fat guy was crying and wanking.
It took about 3 minutes before I realised I hadn't switched the telly on.
Premier Sport will pick the b(h)igot brother games, the BBC will probably pick Auchinleck v Hearts and Kilmarnock v DU.
So we should be on the Saturday.
ETA unless the weather is shite.
There was a woman outside Tesco today with her 9 weans collecting money for her vaginal reconstruction surgery.
You should have seen her waving her bucket.
On Thursday my mate got a phone call from a greyhound trainer about a dog called Mirrin's Dream. It was out of trap 6 which is the black and white striped jacket. It was 8/1, it surely couldn't win, could it?
Neither of the 2 shirt options have stripes on the back which is a crock of shite.
I like the idea of the PP being integrated into the shirt but that effort is woeful.
I was driving past earlier today,there was a tarpaulin saying "This restaurant is closed, your nearest KFC is...". Couldn't read the last bit, I'm guessing it said Hillington or The Phoenix.