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Eric Arthur Blair

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  1. £6000 fine, £5000 payable now, £1000 suspended until the end of the season.
  2. I was sitting in the dark the other day and this weird porno was on where a pathetic fat guy was crying and wanking. It took about 3 minutes before I realised I hadn't switched the telly on.
  3. It was tickets for the promotion game in 2000, we got 3000 for the terraces and 300 for the Stand.
  4. Premier Sport will pick the b(h)igot brother games, the BBC will probably pick Auchinleck v Hearts and Kilmarnock v DU. So we should be on the Saturday. ETA unless the weather is shite.
  5. Women responding to my online dating profile were very accepting of my key-ring fetish. It took a while to find one who would fob me off.
  6. There was a woman outside Tesco today with her 9 weans collecting money for her vaginal reconstruction surgery. You should have seen her waving her bucket.
  7. I want a tit wank from Christina Hendricks but that's not going to happen either.
  8. On Thursday my mate got a phone call from a greyhound trainer about a dog called Mirrin's Dream. It was out of trap 6 which is the black and white striped jacket. It was 8/1, it surely couldn't win, could it?
  9. Neither of the 2 shirt options have stripes on the back which is a crock of shite. I like the idea of the PP being integrated into the shirt but that effort is woeful.
  10. Both end stands to the bigots, f**k the board.
  11. The thread has had loads of posts regarding restaurant openings and closures, try to keep up.
  12. I was driving past earlier today,there was a tarpaulin saying "This restaurant is closed, your nearest KFC is...". Couldn't read the last bit, I'm guessing it said Hillington or The Phoenix.
  13. KFC in Renfrew Rd has closed down.
  14. Why are the players concerned about bonuses, they haven't won a league game yet!
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