taxi saint

Greig eh three words to you my good bud that you are: tongue in cheek

Stevie, everyone knows that you lost your virginity in a close in deepest darkest Gallopinghill and we all sang about it in the Northbank letting the world know about it. Anyway as you well know Greig is still a VIRGIN and canny get a bird because Benny stole his in Italy 1990.

Humble apologies William!

I always knew a fellow perv would have a suitable list!!!

Anybody got a copy of "Debbie does Dallas" on DVD? Or if anyone has the alternative Gr**n*ck version " Senga does the Strone!" could you please contact me asap because my right arm is getting too sore wanking off to the same old DVD I got a loan of 5 years ago!

You know Ian I can always rely on you to come up with a side-spliting answer-FUD!!! Bongo- "taxi for Finlay"

WHY IS NO-ONE POSTING IN MY SUPER-DOOPER THREAD?

What do you mean taxi drivers think we own the road, WE DO OWN THE FECKING ROAD! (and don`t you forget it) is that not right HSS?

Well you know that according to most people we rip off everybody anyway, so I thought that I would get the point across before anyone else does.

John, you told me that I was the only one for you sweetheart!

Okay I will give you my 5 favourite cars: 1. 1979 shitty brown British Leyland Mini: passed my test in it. 2. 1984 Fiat Panda 45 Super ( it had 5 gears & a better interior!) : my first car of my own. 3. 1985 Yucky yellow Talbot Samba. Better car than I thought it would be. 4 I`ve had various cars as taxis, but my favourite 2 are: 1995 Blue Rover 418td. Great car, very fast and good for taxi-ing. 5. 2000 Skoda Octavia 1.9sdi blue, great taxi, very economical and my first ever brand new car. cost £10,000! yes for a Skoda!

My favourite cars are 1. Anything I can rip off the people of Paisley in! 2. Anything I can rip off the people of Renfrew in! 3. Anything I can rip off the people of Johnstone in! 4. Anything I can rip off the people of Erskine in! 5. Anything I can rip off the people of Linwood in! Well I am a taxi driver you know!

Gary I don`t believe that you were sober enough to remember. Because everytime I meet you , you are pissed

Thank you reverend Bill

Now Gary that is not very nice about our pub like that. I will have to have a severe word with you at the game next Saturday

I`m sure you knew what I meant

Yates in the toon is quite a good place also the goose at eldon square

Kenny you dissapoint me by not saying The Hole in the Wall is one of your favs since every time you come up here it an away day for you!

Bill I am extremely disapointed in you at that statement and I am sure that Fergus will not be very happy at this news!

My 5 fav pubs away are 1.Kingfisher in Pitlochry 2.QOS supporters club under main stand in Dumfries 3.The Mallard in Dingwall 4.ICT supporters club in Inverness 5.The Harbour Bar in Girvan Just a few of the decent pubs I`ve been in on my travels with the buds, please post some of your own ideas.

hey Bill I`m not happy at your comments about personal plates. I have one on my taxi. It reads "no1 bastard"