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Do a search on here for posts by Elvis (especially on match days) and you'll see what I meant by that post.

Ask Elvis. He's probably worked out every conceivable way it could happen.

I genuinely believe we will beat Killie and Hearts to end up with 44 points.

Well done for working that out. I had a stab at it but gave up and decided just to let my arse twitch for another four days.

Not for me sadly, coz I'm offshore, but I'll be in Dubai on my way home on Wednesday night, so I'll be able to have a few beers to celebrate beating Killie.

Good man Lex. I'll buy you a few beers if we ever meet. It's going to take me an hour or so to calm down here.

Frankly, I couldn't give a shit if M*rt*n score 11 in the last minute for a win - I only want to hear about the final whistle at Paisley

Aye, the final whistle. Are you Elvis's stand-in?

Don't do this to us lex..... hold what??????? I'm litterally shitting my breeks over here.

Why so slow?

Excellenty. Is this the point where Elvis comes on and forecasts two late goals for County?

Sadly Twitter and loads of other sites are blocked out here.

Thanks for the regular updates Lex. I'm reading this from almost 5,000 miles away and you're pretty much all I've got. I'm also reading Sporting Life updates, but they are about 5 minutes behind real time and they ain't telling me the bits I really need to know.

If that's true it's bad news, but how can we hate him more than we already do?

I'd imagine if it is Thommo, then he'll be on the bench in case he's needed.

I know this season ain't over yet, but northendsaint mentioned on the, "Jim Goodwin on the Radio", thread that Declan Hughes looks ready to step up to the first team, and some discussion followed about having to bring him in gradually rather than drop him in at the deep end. I figure that pre-season frendlies are the ideal opportunities to do this with younger players and also trialists looking to get a contract. However, in recent years, our choice of pre-season opposition has hardly set the pulse racing, or set a high standard against which to measure youngsters or prospective signings. Long time gone, but not forgotten, were the days when we brought major attractions to Paisley - especially in the days of the Paisley Cup. Personally, I'd like to see us return to the days where we lined upo a couple of games that would attract more interest and provide stiffer tests than the like of Dumbarton (no offence) and teams from the Skrill League. I'm not suggesting we try to bring the elite of Europe to Paisley, but perhaps we could be bringing up mid-table English Premiere clubs - like we eventually did last year with Newcastle. I always felt we never made the best of connections with former players & managers, like Stevie Clarke and Aelx Miller - both in terms of arranging friendlies and also in getting loan players. Hopefully Stevie finds a new club in the Premiership and we can start to take advantage of that. Does anyone know of any reason why the Paisley Cup could not be re-introduced?

Tata Bella and Cuthbert I remember (age giveaway) but D Sneddon I am trying hard to forget.

Good name. I was wondering what he'd be cod. Sould he be sponsored by M'Gills? Can't say I'm keen on the fin stripes.

Quality

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Saints to win 3-0 (Jim Goodwin hat-trick) Crowd: 8765 Pies sold: 1234 Number of times D Adams is abused by Saints fans in 90 minutes: 36,342

Can't say I quite like it, but I don't hate it either. Ambivalent is the word I'm robably looking for. However, I have to agree that the badge on the front is just a joke.

Don't put ideas in their heads

And therefore have two weeks to get injured players fit, while the team they play has had four cup-tie style games where their players could easily lick up bad knocks. On that subject, would red or yellow cards, picked up by the Championship teams in the qualifying games, rule them out of the final play-off games against the Premier League side?

He favours the 2-2-2-2-2 formation