Stoobs

No. You are right. Sex with my wife. Clacton on Sea. 830pm to 831pm.

What a minute. Best minute of my life.

Yeeeeesssss

Shankland.

Bloody outrageous. Letter will be penned to SFA on my return home.

Totally agree.

Genuinely think you will like it. Very Stone Rosesish but I think more melodic. Every song stands up on its own right. One of these albums, once listened to a few times and you get to know the songs, you cannot put it down. Never off my Sonos system.

Can I take this opportunity to recommend an album. "Somewhere Soon" by The High. Without doubt the best album I have heard from the Madchester scene. Big guitars, rousing melodies. Not one bad song on it. Must listen to it at least 2 or 3 times and you will thank me (if you like this sort of stuff). Thanks for listening.

90% of music is shite. The other 10% was written by Mark Knopfler.

In saying that, Little Mix could headline Glastonbury and Little Mixettes would flock to it, selling it out but it doesn't make it right. I always thought it was a rock concert. Soon we will have an X Factor segment in it. I think you are Simon Cowell in disguise Faraway Saint.

You sound like you will be at Gamblers Anonymous before the year end.

Absolutely wonderful. Was half way to phoning my Hammarby psychiatrist. Not required.

What a 3 points this will be. Do it for The Railwayman.

Elvis is an impostor. I have just seen it all before.

Are you kidding. It is us you are talking about.

Hibernian head coach Neil Lennon: "St Mirren thoroughly deserved to win - the hungrier team won, so I've no complaints. We've been on a very good run, but we're stepping off the gas a little bit, and you can't do that. "We give them all the warnings before the game and they still didn't respond. All the 50-50s, second balls went to St Mirren because they wanted it more. It happens, it hasn't happened very often, it's a game gone, and we're giving other teams encouragement. We have to resurrect it very quickly and get back to where we were a week ago. "That was the poorest we've played this season. We didn't look ready for the fight, and St Mirren were excellent - the best performance any team's played against us this season."

He doesn't knead that humour.

Steve McQueen didn't actually escape. Let's hope we do a James Coburn. I catch your drift though.

If it is any consolation to nervous Buddies out there listening to their wireless, despite being an outfield player of some repute, I had to play in goal for Strathclyde Police in an away game against Glasgow University in an eagerly anticipated Caledonian Amateur League clash. We won the game 1-0, mainly due to some resolute defending from our back four and some profligacy from the student strikers, but it shows that it can be done.

I do speak with tongue in cheek if anyone hasn't met me and is not aware of my mischievous sense of humour. Jamie Langfield then. No, better sticking with Stevenson. COYRR.

Could we not have emergency loaned Billy The Fish to Raith then recalled him later tonight. Surely if there was a case for an emergency loan, this was it.

Is that Kylie Minogue I hear, rummaging through my underwear drawer. And she has brought me in a curry. What a great day for once.

Hunco beaten, Scotland romping it, SAINTS LEADING. Do you know what, this is the best weekend ever.

Quagmirish in Qatar.