A man and his ever nagging wife went on holiday to Jerusalem. Whilst they were there the wife died suddenly. The undertaker explained to the husband that he could have the body flown home for £5000 or he could have his wife buried here for £150. The husband thought about it and decided he'd have the body flown home. "Why pay £5000 to fly the body home when you could have her buried here in the Holy Land for £150 which would be a great thing!" exclaimed the undertaker. The husband looked at him and said, "A long time ago a man was buried here and three days later he rose from the dead........I just can't take that chance".