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Lord Pityme

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    Lord Pityme got a reaction from eastlandssaint in Coronavirus   
    You can get a flu jab.
    There ain't a Possible vaccine available for at least a year for this.
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    Lord Pityme got a reaction from faraway saint in St Mirren v Aberdeen Scottish Cup Quarter Final 29/2/20   
    That yir pal... Harvey?
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    Lord Pityme reacted to smcc in St Mirren v Aberdeen Scottish Cup Quarter Final 29/2/20   
    You realise that if  the flu death rate is even 1%, by your calculation the corona virus will wipe out the world population.                    
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    Lord Pityme got a reaction from jaybee in St Mirren v Aberdeen Scottish Cup Quarter Final 29/2/20   
    Just think of the colours, noise, feeling, smells tomorrow night as we take on the Don's with a chance to get to Hampden...
    The play, the controversial decisions, the chances, goals, mad bro hugs fouls, time wasting, spittle rained shouts, coughs, sneezes, hand contact on fittings thousands have touched, piss poor handwashing facilities....
    Then read the news!
    It ain't rocket science... everyone needs to think carefully about avoiding contact with fittings, people and airborne human discharge.
    If you're heading to the game, slip a wee hand gel in your pocket.
    There will be people there tomorrow night connected to someone who has been at risk of exposure. It's just a fact of modern day life.
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    Lord Pityme reacted to Hiram Abiff in St Mirren v Aberdeen Scottish Cup Quarter Final 29/2/20   
    FTSE 100 down 13%, Brent crude down to its lowest level in a year, Bank of England warning of a downgrade to UK growth prospects, Apple and Microsoft have both said business will be affected.

    But no one needs to worry..... faraway says it’s all okay! [emoji23][emoji23]
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    Lord Pityme reacted to faraway saint in St Mirren v Aberdeen Scottish Cup Quarter Final 29/2/20   
    No but they were all eating lots of oranges. 😜😜😜
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    Lord Pityme got a reaction from St.Ricky in St Mirren v Aberdeen Scottish Cup Quarter Final 29/2/20   
    Posted at 9:519:51

    Newcastle United ban handshakes over coronavirus fears

    Newcastle United have introduced a training ground handshake ban in an attempt to guard against the spread of the coronavirus.
    The club has put a stop to a morning ritual of players and staff shaking hands each morning as fears over the spread of the disease increase.
    Head coach Steve Bruce said: "There's a ritual here that everybody shakes hands with everybody as soon as we see each other every morning - we've stopped that on the advice of the doctor.
    "Were like everybody else. Thankfully, we've got a superb doctor here and he will keep us informed of what we have to do.
    "We're like everybody else, we're glued to the TV for where it's going to go next and let's hope it doesn't get any worse in this country."


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    Lord Pityme got a reaction from St.Ricky in St Mirren v Aberdeen Scottish Cup Quarter Final 29/2/20   
    Just think of the colours, noise, feeling, smells tomorrow night as we take on the Don's with a chance to get to Hampden...
    The play, the controversial decisions, the chances, goals, mad bro hugs fouls, time wasting, spittle rained shouts, coughs, sneezes, hand contact on fittings thousands have touched, piss poor handwashing facilities....
    Then read the news!
    It ain't rocket science... everyone needs to think carefully about avoiding contact with fittings, people and airborne human discharge.
    If you're heading to the game, slip a wee hand gel in your pocket.
    There will be people there tomorrow night connected to someone who has been at risk of exposure. It's just a fact of modern day life.
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    Lord Pityme got a reaction from Hiram Abiff in St Mirren v Aberdeen Scottish Cup Quarter Final 29/2/20   
    Hysterical pish?Iran is shitting itself, as are all its neighbours. Jeez even the guy put on TV to lie about them actually having a f**kin clue was already inflected.
    Italy has sent shockwaves across Europe, that wasnt anticipated. And it means now for Europe, like China, Iran and all the other places that didn't have a clue that the virus has spread and its impossible to contain, that it's already out of control. If there ever was a way to control it?
    By the time the Italians cottoned on to what was happening hundreds of thousands of people had moved through the infected areas.
    People who have just visited Italy are popping up infected. They had the opportunity to infect everyone on the plane, train or coach they were on, and everyone they have come in contact with, directly, or indirectly (door handles, hand rails, restaurant tables, sauce bottles, cups cutlery etc.. etc.. since returning home.
    You want proof that leaders are shitting themselves? Watch or listen to Trump's latest statement on it. Fick me even he could not spin one tiny bit of it.
    Is Bojo avoiding the public in flood hit areas because theyll give him pelters..,?
    Or simply avoiding contact with others?
    Watch to see if he, or Trump go walkabout or have a group of the public in close proximity anytime soon!
    The government dont want to tell you they cant do a thing to prevent it, other than bit by bit asking you to reduce/give up contact with others.
    Face masks dont prevent catching or spreading it. The nearest thing to that is a NBC suit, And even then someone has to help you put it on, and any slip in protocol means you have potentially sealed yourself in a petri dish.
    Watch how leaders are now suddenly not "pressing the flesh" or entertaining trade groups from Italy etc...
    The best line of defence is how you yourself avoid contact with potential carriers, and personal hygiene.
    One to think about when collecting your pie & bovril off the snack bar tomorrow night.
    Ach... I'm sure all the pie stall lassies etc haven't been in contact with anyone, are all wearing masks, gloves and washing hands everytime they touch someone's money or hands!
    Get some hand gel!
     
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    Lord Pityme reacted to Hiram Abiff in St Mirren v Aberdeen Scottish Cup Quarter Final 29/2/20   
    The death rate for the new virus is 100 times higher than the flu and its reckoned that 40-70% of people will get the new virus according to what I’ve been reading
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    Lord Pityme reacted to faraway saint in St Mirren v Aberdeen Scottish Cup Quarter Final 29/2/20   
    The masons will be dropping like flies. 😂😂😂
    What a load of hysterical pish. 
    PS I heard no people of oriental persuasion will be allowed into the ground tomorrow night, that'll damage the attendance. 😜😜😜
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    Lord Pityme reacted to chalky1 in A club constitution?   
    The club will always look to maximise game day profits but not to the detriment of St.Mirren Fans i.e. 1 stand for away support
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    Lord Pityme reacted to Hiram Abiff in A club constitution?   
    The club shall never be owned or part owned by a third party organisation who may put their own interests before the club’s.


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    Lord Pityme reacted to whydowebother in Is The Forum Deid?   
    OP - answer - YES [emoji2]
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    Lord Pityme got a reaction from Magic Monkey in Junior Morias   
    Time you were showing up in every game Junior!
    C'mon let's be 'avin you!
    Steady up, breath, use that muscle to turn, push, frustrate the opposition and concentrate on making chances and space first...!
    Goals will come, you dont need them to justify you're inclusion.
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    Lord Pityme got a reaction from BuddieinEK in Is The Forum Deid?   
    With the last major off field discussion point settled at least for the forseeable... would it be kind to put the forum out of its misery with a Coup 'De Grace to the forehead?
    Outside a matchday thread, is there any debate?
    It looks for all the world that three or four posters with multiple aliases get their rocks off calling each other a c**t ad nauseam.
     
    Oh look... here they all are now!
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    Lord Pityme got a reaction from St.Ricky in St Mirren v Aberdeen Scottish Cup Quarter Final 29/2/20   
    Yellow wind/rain weather warning issued from midday Saturday till Sunday..!
    On top of a lot of rain, sleet, snow showers tomorrow.
    The stupid o clock Saturday night televised game curse carries on?
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    Lord Pityme got a reaction from Ice-tears in St Mirren v Aberdeen Scottish Cup Quarter Final 29/2/20   
    I'm confused... does this mean the boycott for unrealistic pricing for a live free to view game on a Saturday night is on, or off?
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    Lord Pityme got a reaction from East Lothian Saint in St Mirren v Aberdeen Scottish Cup Quarter Final 29/2/20   
    Should we dare to dream...?
    If the planets align on Saturday night, and we 'Do the Dons'
    (Willie Miller... you're a wanker.... you're a wanker) it'll have been a long time since a few on here have been looking at a big semi..?
    Will they know what to do with it?
    Should they just ignore it, as if things don't progress the disappointment will be an anti climax?
    Should they grab it with both hands, and squeeze every last drop of anticipation, excitement, pleasure and pain out of it?
    What about going all the way? Inviting a couple of mates to join in? Changing ends at half time?
    Should we be packing the box?
    Or will some favour anything through the backdoor...?
    I know he's got his work cut out, but shouldn't we just leave it in Goody's hands..?
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    Lord Pityme got a reaction from W6er in Is The Forum Deid?   
    With the last major off field discussion point settled at least for the forseeable... would it be kind to put the forum out of its misery with a Coup 'De Grace to the forehead?
    Outside a matchday thread, is there any debate?
    It looks for all the world that three or four posters with multiple aliases get their rocks off calling each other a c**t ad nauseam.
     
    Oh look... here they all are now!
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    Lord Pityme got a reaction from Gordon Urquhart in St Mirren v Aberdeen Scottish Cup Quarter Final 29/2/20   
    I think they'll be goals. Whilst we are scoring now, we are ever more slightly suspect at the back.
    Big feckin pressure on McInnes and his team to get to Hampden.
    Could work either way for us, Goody has to get us on the front foot from the off though.
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    Lord Pityme got a reaction from St.Ricky in St Mirren v Aberdeen Scottish Cup Quarter Final 29/2/20   
    Should we dare to dream...?
    If the planets align on Saturday night, and we 'Do the Dons'
    (Willie Miller... you're a wanker.... you're a wanker) it'll have been a long time since a few on here have been looking at a big semi..?
    Will they know what to do with it?
    Should they just ignore it, as if things don't progress the disappointment will be an anti climax?
    Should they grab it with both hands, and squeeze every last drop of anticipation, excitement, pleasure and pain out of it?
    What about going all the way? Inviting a couple of mates to join in? Changing ends at half time?
    Should we be packing the box?
    Or will some favour anything through the backdoor...?
    I know he's got his work cut out, but shouldn't we just leave it in Goody's hands..?
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    Lord Pityme got a reaction from turrabuddie in St Mirren v Aberdeen Scottish Cup Quarter Final 29/2/20   
    I think they'll be goals. Whilst we are scoring now, we are ever more slightly suspect at the back.
    Big feckin pressure on McInnes and his team to get to Hampden.
    Could work either way for us, Goody has to get us on the front foot from the off though.
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    Lord Pityme got a reaction from Radar in Junior Morias   
    Time you were showing up in every game Junior!
    C'mon let's be 'avin you!
    Steady up, breath, use that muscle to turn, push, frustrate the opposition and concentrate on making chances and space first...!
    Goals will come, you dont need them to justify you're inclusion.
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    Lord Pityme reacted to Gordon Urquhart in St Mirren v Aberdeen Scottish Cup Quarter Final 29/2/20   
    Hoping for early goal in this one. Fear a 0 - 0 bore draw and replay up there.
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