skodasaint

its only tae try n keep the weight aff

didnae even no whit they wur talking aboot

special curry fr rice chips n chicken baws (oan the wan plate) five pieces n crisps chips cheese n coleslaw munchee box n a can o diet irn bru two tins o cauld soup oot the fridge

aye thats how ye dae it

feck me need tae start watching scrubs

1 - getting a x-mas day gallop 2 -seeing the two weanz faces when they dont get whit they wanted 3 - feeding ma fat face (again) awe day 4 - weanz in thier bed early mibae another gallop (aye right ) 5 - watching the clock run doon into boxing day knowing the buds ur playing n pubs are open fore a festive swally

ye cannae be him right enough that wee feckers nae brain

are u santaponsasaint by any chance

well said that man

told ye don't start this pish again

hope hes fit n raring to go

andy walker on scotsport totally oot o place there that other c**t is it grant stoat ???? a bawbag n awe joe the price is right pasquali or however ye spell it tam (hope motherwell are worse n us at the end o the season )cowan wank !!! paul (pumping his two dugs) o'grady

still listenin to carosel wee man

oooooh !!

wiz becka no scared !!!

sooo she's yer best pal noo !

naw you'll no ur no talking to her

1 - tony fitzpatrick 2- john potter not!!! 3-derek hyslop 4-polisman oot o allo allo 5-andrea the steward in the love st car pk

n no even a mention fur pam or andrea

1...grott bags emus world 2... miss hoolie balamory 3... scarlet in river city 4...dot brannon eastenders 5... scary mary ..phones for u advert a know too far n sick

oh indeed !!!!!

yous two bitchin again

last 5 gallops way the wife

seen the proclaimers there when they wur a coupleo raw speccy bawbags many a night pissed oot ma tits in the weavers o memories