Centre Spot Jobby

Righty ho Skunks. Smell ye all later. Bring your bin lids. It's going to piss down around 8pm.

Some skunks really need to go and sit on the throne, relax, unload, and face the world in a better light.

Aww, f**k a duck, you will get me banged up (again)

Would that be Greenock police who's headquarters are at Pitt Street?

I'll look out for you in the cowshed then. Lucky you.

Who mentioned shite!!

If its free, no matter what it is, he'll have it. Anyway, never mind toothrotting, the stand is rotten.

Barry would munch anything..wink wink.

Or thought it Barry Lavety's hidden chocolate stash.

Not until you dig my shite back up. Ahh, but it wasn't just witnessed by myself. Pishing in stands and nearly shiting your own pants are amateurish in the extreme. Landing one right on your centre spot was sublime. I always wondered if the fortunate finder of said shite thought a dug had a perfect aim.

Cousin of Cat man. We keep it in the family.

To be honest the gripe needs to be aimed at Police Scotland. Its they who insisted and they who have put on cut off times. Morton are only doing what they have been ordered to do and its going to cost the club money.

the jags are free, we get them every time we have to get a train through skunkville. stand will be fine, old boys may swing a stick or two at you but i'm sure you can dodge. hmmm, ok, try that tonight then. i wouldn't.

Sounds like you chaps need a shite or two on your pitch to make it feel like home again.

Home end is pay at gate. If they want to risk that then its like one of those 'park your car here at your own risk' kind of scenarios. btw, i'm not trying to portray the ton fans as some sort if hard men but the shed in particular has some real fruitcakes lurking about and half the scheme behind Cappielow will be there tonight. If however, you have any plums you would like to see in that situation..tell them the shed is a loveley family affair.