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Any Black and White smoke billowing from the Main Stand yet?

if TC is right? ;) Out of those it would seem McIntyre has the best record for the position in terms of Premiership experience and the added gold star of a league cup win on the CV. Kearney a bit of an unknown quantity. Stubbs hasn't even managed in the Premiership and had a disaster at Rotherham for what ever reason(s). Plus points for humiliating the Blue Noses and winning the Cup. Caldwell hasn't set the heather on fire anywhere so your probably looking at Jim McIntyre IF that's the shortleet?

That's the gamble

Currently 5/1, 10/1, 4/1 and 4/1 on McBookie. A tenner on each would give a guaranteed profit

Hopkin back on the radar?

Guti 1/2 on now #HalaAbercorn

When do the interviews actually start?

Manager Specials - Next Permanent St Mirren Manager - Outright - Specials Oran Kearney4/1 Jim McIntyre4/1 Micky Mellon5/1 Gary Caldwell8/1 Alan Stubbs8/1 Patrick Kluivert 8/1 Ally McCoist12/1 Guti14/1 Darren Ferguson14/1 Paul Lambert16/1 Henrik Larsson 20/1 David Hopkin20/1 Benni McCarthy 20/1 Massimo Donati25/1 Andy Webster25/1 Allan McManus 25/1 Austin McPhee 25/1 Billy Davies25/1 Danny Lennon25/1 Gary Holt25/1 Gordon Strachan25/1 Graeme Murty25/1 Ian Cathro 25/1 Jamie Fullarton 25/1 John Kennedy25/1 John Hughes25/1 Paul Hartley 25/1 John Potter25/1 Paul Heckingbottom25/1 Scot Gemmill25/1 Simo Valakari25/1 Sol Campbell25/1 Steve Kean25/1 Jackie McNamara33/1

You sure it wasn't Abercorn?

Bit of speculation that David Goodwillie could be moving to the Saints this summer. Certainly a contentious signing if true?

His character in those films was also referred to as Blondie and Manco(?) so he did have a name of sorts

Billy likes fitba!

Who the feck are Dunfermline? Saints 3-0

No laws were broken. Club rules perhaps, if looked at under the microscope. Before any future banners are made e-mail a copy of the design to the SLO for the once over. That might be a bit too much common sense though...

Slavia Prague DInamo Kyiv Ludogorets AC Milan AEK Athens Lyon FC Sherriff Lazio Nice Zenit All to win

Aberdeen will be coming off their winter break so no reason why we can't look to win this cup tie, even if it takes a replay ;) Aberdeen 0 St Mirren 0 Att: 12859 St Mirren 2 Aberdeen 1 (aet) Att: 5058 COYS

Roasted Partridge?

A pirate goes to the doctor to get the moles checked on his back. The doctor says, "There's nothing to worry about, they're benign." The pirate looks at him surprised and says... "Shiver me timbers! When I spied them in me looking glass this morning, there be only 3!"

How do you define 144 Morton fans? - Gross Stupidity

Your mental health?

I was out at Dobbies Garden Centre at the weekend and I think I saw Michael J Fox at the flowers section. I couldn't be sure though as he had his back to the Fuchsias...

A tough gig but hopefully Danny can turn things around in Cumbernauld

This morning my neighbour accused me of stealing their underwear from their washing line! Shocked? I almost shat her pants...

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