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  1. bluto

    'Mind' is a frugal anagram of 'denim'.

  2. bluto

    I had a nightmare...

    1. Kendo

      Kendo

      was shull in it?

    2. St. Sid

      St. Sid

      nah, he dreamt the chicken nuggets he ate were halal....;-p

  3. bluto

    My head tells me Spain will win... but last time it told me something similar it didnae take James McFadden's shot into consideration. I have a dream...

    1. Tracy Barlow Loyal

      Tracy Barlow Loyal

      So did Martin Luther King.

    2. shull

      shull

      The Czechs will lose

    3. faraway saint

      faraway saint

      I agree Bluto, almost an impossible task, even over here with the buzz, still, there's always hope. C'mon Scotland.

  4. bluto

    Welcome, Mike! :)

  5. bluto

    Welcome, Jolly Boy John! :)

  6. bluto

    'Lennon still hopeful of SPL title', says a BBC link. It wouldn't surprise me if it was Oor Danny that said it...

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    2. Kendo

      Kendo

      Ok give us message from the Peroni

    3. bluto

      bluto

      wibble wibble wibble dribble....

    4. Kendo

      Kendo

      That sounds more like a bluto message not a peroni message

  7. bluto

    Lennon still hopeful of SPL title says a BBC link. It wouldn't surprise me if it was Oor Danny that said it...

  8. bluto

    Why is the forum clock always a few minutes fast on here...?

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    2. faraway saint

      faraway saint

      Does this mean we're back in the future?

    3. bluto

      bluto

      Dunno about you, but I was.

    4. bluto

      bluto

      Well done, Mod!!!

      Only 30-odd seconds fast, noo...

      :)

  9. bluto

    I tried, Shull, but it's a very long anagram. Maybe in the morning...?

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    2. bluto

      bluto

      I tried:Fitba wi nae bigots, just for you - and got : I tie fin to bawbags

      Shite. Eh?

    3. faraway saint

      faraway saint

      Aye.

    4. bluto

      bluto

      I've got it! :)

      Fitba wi nae bigots: IE finito bawbags!!!

  10. bluto

    Bah! Humvee!

  11. bluto

    SHOW COMMENTS:

    1. bluto

      bluto

      Hamlet, at the NT last Saturday, was the best show I've seen in years.

  12. bluto

    Tamara Drewe

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    2. scottd

      scottd

      would get it

    3. faraway saint

      faraway saint

      Stunning, especially when she climbs over that wooden fence....phoarrrrrr!

    4. bluto

      bluto

      Saw it on Sunday. Nowhere near as funny as I'd hoped. :(

  13. bluto

    11 days tae go?

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    2. bluto

      bluto

      Don't ask me. I'm only the NSS messenger...

    3. The Sandman

      The Sandman

      45th anniversary of his last haircut....

    4. bluto

      bluto

      Oooh.

      That was the unkindest cut of all, Brutus...

  14. bluto

    Sandman's right - get in there! ;)

  15. bluto

    Apparently 2becks luvs Posh n David. Troo xxx

  16. bluto

    Raoul Moat had a facebook page. Peer pressure?

  17. bluto

    Rauol Moat had a facebook page. Peer pressure?

  18. bluto

    Late at night by the typewriter light, she ripped his ribbon to shreds

  19. bluto

    Mark all items as Red...

  20. bluto

    You're bald and I know I am...

  21. bluto

    Naw.... blue tongue....

  22. bluto

    Single Haddock, please, Paolo....

  23. bluto

    "Who's the Sandman ? ": a good question.

    Here's another...

    Did you know that, in your pic, you're standing at 20 metres BELOW sea level?

  24. bluto

    If by "the specky git at the back" you mean "the modest and unassuming" one - then, aye. :)

  25. bluto

    Yon chilled pint of lager's missing....

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