Dickson

Wife. 
A blow up doll isn't, legally, your wife. 

I had a wee barbecue last night. Just me, the misses, Jack Daniels and a whole lot of food.
Anyway, the booze went straight to my head. At 7:59 pm I started shouting "if you hate the f**king Old Firm clap your hands..." and the whole street was out clapping. Even the ones who support Celtic and Rangers. That's respect! I'm the king in my manor.

For all your hopes and dreams? 

Cheek being cranked up for the foreseeable future. 

Can someone explain how that guy is passing on the virus?
 
The virus is most easily passed on by prolonged contact with people in confined spaces
 
Exactly what the government is forcing us to do
 
And now we have the fascist police state doing this
 
 

Do you work in the toilet roll factory?

I've been indicating similar for a while.
I didn't Google it, I came to that conclusion all by myself. 

heart disease, cancer and tuberculosis – the flu kills vastly more people, every day, than COVID-19 is doing. For example, according to the WHO, which ignores deaths from other diseases such as cardiovascular disease that can be influenza-related, seasonal influenza may result in as many as 650,000 deaths each year (an average of 1,781 each day) due to respiratory illnesses alone. That is, the global death toll from COVID-19 in the months since it originated is equal to the global death toll from flu every 6.5 days.
 
Moreover, if we were seriously concerned about our world, the gravest and longest-standing health crisis on the planet is the one that starves to death 100,000 people each day. No panic about that, of course. And no action either.
 

Even the most ardent and obsessed crisis watchers misinterpret, deny or ignore rational data, and embrace any convoluted interpretation of statistics that suit them. They seem to enjoy the “fear porn” and their own hysteria, and seek justification and approval for their madness.

The threat posed by COVID-19 itself is relatively low based on most current known information (and against information from previous pandemics). Although there has remained a legitimate risk for older people with weakened immune systems and pre-existing conditions, the disease is “survivable” according to every metric to date.

Even now, with hysteria at earth-shattering maximum, even including the worst actual infection and death counts, the outlandish projections of a few weeks ago have not materialized. Yet the media continues to trumpet 80% infection rates and other hyperbolic fantasies to push maximum panic, to justify new police state measures and more public submission.

Easily rendered compliant and submissive, the mobs echo the fearmongering propaganda. We need “testing”! We need vaccines! We need draconian “public health” controls! We need more and more “social distancing”. We need to “change life as we know it” permanently, “for our own good”. We must burrow deeply into the safest crevices in our homes, never to emerge, lest someone “infected” even look at our direction.

In locked down communities across the world, self-righteous new social justice warriors—militant New Age collectivists—are taking it upon themselves to behave like Red Guards on steroids, “enforcing” the proper “social distancing”, reporting on fellow individuals who “fail to comply”, demanding new police enforcement of this new “distancing” paradigms, while also echoing the talking points of the World Health Organization (WHO), the Center for Disease Control (CDC), Big Pharma, and their chosen political idols—the very agents at the source of this “crisis”.

I think this is the problem. 

G stands for greatest, by the way. 
I have been reading this message board for long time. This is how I rate yous all:
 
TPAFKATS - bampot farawaySaint - bampot Shull - good guy Sonny - good guy Helmettroll - bampot Jaybee - bampot Dickson - bampot Slartibartfast - bampot Yflab - bampot oaksoft - wank W6er - bampot St. Ricky - good guy stlucifer - bampot DougJamie - good guy waldorf34 - bampot st jock - good guy bazil85 - good guy insaintee - bampot Ice-tears - bampot  
That is all for now.

At least you recognise yourself.
Now we're getting somewhere.
And you're so angry that you can't even read properly.
Great meltdown by the way.

I have a sewing machine in the house, I'm sure I could knock out a couple of my own favoured design........

I am not biting. 
Seen who postit. 
That was enough. 

I live in a small village outside Chesterfield, very rural and very pretty and as far as I am aware (only been here a year) all good people.......tell me do you think Oaky will ever calm down?

He really is so jealous and envious of you or anybody else that is successful. 
It tears his mental wellbeing to fecking shreds. 
He wants to be King then bully and ridicule others. 
 
Decent human beings would say, well done Stuart or well done Ricky on having a good and fruitful life 
Oaksoft is a cnut with zero self awareness. 
He slaughtered IOBS and Ricky, two of the most unoffensive and kind dudes on the Forum. Unforgivable behaviour. 

UK deaths now sitting around 52% of the level they were in Italy 2 weeks ago
 
Neil Ferguson now saying that two thirds of people with coronavirus who have died would have died anyway
 
When I stated this last week I received the standard abuse from oaksoft and TPAFTWAT
 
Neil Ferguson must be a sociopath according to TPAFTWAT then
 
More deaths in Germany than the UK yesterday. Is that because Germany do more testing?
 
er, wait a minute......
 
And I wonder if Ayrshire Saint is still out and about moaning about other folk being out and about
 
And LPM comparing coronavirus to the flu. Deary me. Epic fail.
 
And the worst thing is that certain people actually want more deaths to prove a point on a football forum thread
 
Evil evil people
 
 
 

Just done a hire to Cumbernauld 
A very welcome boost to this week's turnover. 
Time to spread my good luck towards the Till at McHargs the Baker. 
 

Easy done.

Clear penalty 
Well done Linesman 
Great watching the Love Street End erupt with joy. 

Indeed, well done to Ricky and any other decent.dude who has had a fruitful life and career and still going strong. 
He has destroyed envious and jealous bully , Oaksoft with gentle words. 
Oaksoft fecking seethes at everybody who does better than him. 
An up his own.arse wanker. 

I'm really enjoying The English Game. Despite its name it credits Scots for bringing the passing game down south.

Football First was great
Millennium Season was fantastic
The finish to this game was fecking awesome
 
 

I remember a simpler time when people were able to help others out, quietly and with dignity, without whoring their "good deeds" on social media for "likes" and a bit of white knighting. There's a particularly nauseating one doing the rounds at the moment about "this is what it looks like to spend x hours saving lives" followed by a photo of them with mask marks around their mouths looking for people to call them heroes (which they inevitably do).
What the f**k is wrong with these people that the act of saving a life isn't enough for them unless they have a double helping of gushing praise for it online? 

I live in a leafy part of the City Centre. I have been out for a walk each day. Fewer people around today than there were a few days ago. Much less traffic. The gardener should start soon. Ive been busy on line. Tried to open an online business bank account with BOS. Had problems. Telephoned them to be told that they were not opening new accounts at this time. A friend is due to complete the sale if her property but can't as the Register of Scotland staff appear not to be able to operate.