Fricky_Bellend

I agree

My thoughts exactly

Good point

1 good thing that may happen in the future is people washing their hands more, and being more aware of what they can spread if they don't. 

He would definitely be the first player I'd be offering an extension to, once this nonsense subsides. 

76 years old so following the known vulnerability pattern

Aye, it's very telling that it takes a global pandemic to happen before Faraway comes up with a decent thread. 

This is a very good thread BTW.

By paying for the customers shopping ?

Apparently it’s a thing [emoji2]

Today I will not be
 
Wynching a lassie at the Kelburne
Enjoying folk night at the Brabloch
Warching Dan McGarry dribble the arse off of Stanley Matthews.
Buying a new telly from Arnotts.
Enjoying a Jaconelli's ice cream.
Buying new woollen gloves with "SMFC" written accross the knuckles from the club shop in the old Piazza.
Not smell of pish
Dancing in the Templars or the Co-Op
Attending at the Methodist hall to pay my union dues.
Heading out to the Elliston grill for lunch,
Swimming at the Storrie St baths.
Parking my car in Storrie St car park and paying Felix for the pleasure.
Playing snooker at Knox St.
Watching the Pirates in the ice rink.
Booing Cassius Clay from the ring at the ice rink.
Serving my country again.
Voting Tory.
Voting Labour.
Joining Smisa.
Walking past the Turf tavern, popping in for one more and regretting it.
Buying anything from Lews.
Referring to pen corner and expecting any of you to know what I am talking about.
Having a pish in the public toilets in Dunn square.
 
 
 
 
 

I am pretty much isolated.
 
Other than a trip to Aldi the only other human contact I have had in the last week was the Amazon delivery man.  By the time I got to the door he was halfway up my garden, the boy was right as I might have coughed on him.
 
All relatives are either self isolating or dont want to visit in case they have it and are not showing symptoms.  According to the news im pan breid if I get it so who can blame them?
 
A friend of mine, whom I maintain contact with through the whatsapp, was left sitting in his livingroom when his carer failed to show.
 
I feel sorry for old folk at this time, lonlieness can be hard.  Im alright, I can work a computer so I can keep upto date, find something to read or even hop on here to read whatever drivel folk are falling out about today.  I will be okay.
 
Cairters Corner world cup of of fannies, best 5 a side team, favourite player and now favourite manager polls kept me well entertained.  
 
Missing the fitba is difficult though, often its the only time I get out in a fortnight (excepting Aldi).  Still I always have BAWA to keep my lonely old spirits up.  
 
Stay safe folks, stay safe indeed.
 
 

By paying for the customers shopping ?

Apparently it’s a thing [emoji2]

I done it via the mysky app this evening- clicked the coronavirus section on the app - it loads a page once it’s your turn ( took around 10 minutes ) it automatically refreshes page so leave app open - asks you to confirm you want to pause service ( sports ) informs you they will message you when sport resumes IF you want to resume service

Click confirm & next bill will be adjusted automatically

It’s not live chat just a box to click confirm ( you need to be logged in )

You know she's probably going to say "Aye OK" to your face and then go out when your back is turned don't you?

So, that's 2 from the 3 who thought they had the virus now didn't. (You and LPM)
W6 was the 3rd, doubt he's got it, he'd have told us plenty of times. 
I did say statistically the chances were astronomical, seems I'm no bad at statistics after all. 

In the Final chapter book , there is a FFF flag from the Leeds guys made I guess when the FFF thing came about

Maybe a List of St Mirren Supporters , dead or alive.
Do you want to start a Thread  ?

It's doing fine on it's own. 

Great thread. 

I think another hotel group offered accommodation.

Seen this on the news last night, I still can't see how this could have been an "admin" error? 

You can bet your last dollar that SOME fcuk wits will abuse it, there's always fannies that will see it as a way to steal some cash.
If they do and get caught jail them. 

So, IF that .12% is carried through for the UK it would equate to just under 70,000.
I'd like to think we can learn from other countries, maybe the scare stories of anywhere between 300,000 and 1,000,000 with no time frame will be seen as pure fantasy. 
The UK is currently, yesterdays figures, sitting at 177. 
The first case was in December in China and it's slowed to almost nothing. 

Nip back onto that space ship that dropped you off, your work is done. 

^^^^^ Stating the bleedin obvious thread for this please. 

Are you fecking drunk? 
Jeezo, after the highlighted bit all you've done is regurgitate what other people have already said. 
Ricky 2, the rebirth.