GMan

Sting owes me a favour, I reckon I could get him to perform a concert at St. Mirren Park. Will get back to you about it, Ricky.

I was the one who told it to Billy, back in 1973. We were 8n the Saracen's Head, Gallowgate. Mine was a pint of heavy, he had a JD and coke and a packet of cheese and onion Walker's. He got most of his material from me, in fact. He used to write them down on the back of beer mats.

It's not good news for me, as I am an undertaker.

@faraway saint told me he got one from him... and he got sent a dick pic, too (allegedly).

I take it he sent you a picture of his boaby too, then...

Aye. I was just thinking how great it was the dick's on the forum no longer, too.

Aye, he was on here slagging me off this morning. He went too far though, and Div removed it. Not sure what I have done to upset him, to be honest.

Silly me! I forgot about the discovery of the Babel Fish in 2012, which rendered all interpreters redundant. Holidays aren't the same though, I always enjoyed trying to get by with a phrase book.

No. More dog whistle than whistle. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/health-16905491

Aye in lockdown forced to read your shite... You're a Saints fan?! Other way around. Down there it's the cup games that are meaningless. The FA Cup's a joke.

Don't interpreters cost the NHS about £20 million a year? If you speak a foreign language and there's a big queue, you will get seen as a priority if your interpreter turns up pronto.

Somehow I doubt it was to do a PhD...

My thoughts are with his friends and family, RIP, etc.

Anyone looking for a fake NHS employee card send me a PM...

I'm bagsying Shull for the forum's dead pool, btw. An auld yin with a poor diet and out and about during the pandemic. What're the odds?

I'm thinking you're probably a fat c**t, Shull. Am I right?

Faraway Saint's definitely not a racist, in fact he likes nothing better than to be up close and personal with black men.

Nah you're not, mate. I'll batter anyone who says you are, too. I have zero tolerance for homophobia!

Trying to serenade him, more likely...

If living in an Orwellian police state saves the life of even one person, then it's a price worth paying in my opinion.

I'm hearing that there will be a 13 team Premiership unless the season can be ended.

Aye, mate. The club are clearly trying to rip us all aff! Bastards!

You've convinced me with that! I reckon we shouldn't be hiding away like cowards...we should carry on as normal! We will not let this thing defeat us - half a million lives is a small price to pay for our dignity.

If I was to post a link to, let's say the KKK or the NF to support my argument. Do you not think that would class me as a racist? Churchill was a racist, as was Gandhi...does that mean quoting them makes one a racist?