GMan

Some absolute arseholes have been saying that this lockdown thing is over the top, and that this won't kill many more people than a bad flu epidemic - like the one about five years ago, which killed about 27,000 people. I can't believe how f**king selfish these people can be. If this lockdown saves the life of just ONE person, then it will all have been worth it in my opinion.

The forum sperg might be taking a wee hiatus, as well as a lot of paracetamol. Oaksoft, just own it pal. A real man admits his mistakes. Not everyone can be like me, and not make any.

Are you ever right about anything, Faraway Fanny? But it was the car.

Took the Porsche for a spin early this morning. The roads were practically deserted, it was great.

Maybe a senior government adviser is already reading this thread!

Could a gay man bench 250 kg? Because that's what I bench.

You're a top man, Shull. If only everyone was like you. It's all metrosexual wee snowflakes out there worrying about hurt feelings, and running about with masks on. Let's roll up our sleeves and get on with it. We wouldn't have stood a chance in WWII with the calibre of 'men' about today.

Fricky! 😆

Oooh, the quote's provenance! 😆 You pretentious wee fud.

He was a bit of an ugly bastard! 😆

It's a wee pill, about half an inch long; half pink, half blue.

I've developed a cure for Coronavirus. Seriously.

I was wrong about you, Yflab. You're alright, pal. You're welcome in my bar when I open it back up, once this is all over - half price drinks, too. Just don't ask for tick.

Where's your manor, then? I'm a legend in Ferguslie Park, but also a face in Monaco where I have my other gaff.

You ask too many questions. Zip it pal, you don't know who you're talking to. I have three black belts.

Not since I was a wee, wee guy. Pun intended.

I've seen and done stuff that would make you shit your pants with fear.

We should go through all our players' social media accounts for anything borderline offensive, which should be easy enough to find, and then fine the culprits. Will save us a fortune at this austere time.

I hope it's Richard Branston!

A fascinating tale. Thank you for sharing...

You don't think Isaac Newton ever made a typo?

Just back from getting my messages. I stood in the queue and enviously watched the checkout operators. I wish I was able to cope with a job like that - playing robots all day. My mind's far too complex to cope with boredom. You all don't know how lucky you are that you're not cursed with a vast intellect like mine.

G stands for greatest, by the way. I have been reading this message board for long time. This is how I rate yous all: TPAFKATS - bampot farawaySaint - bampot Shull - good guy Sonny - good guy Helmettroll - bampot Jaybee - bampot Dickson - bampot Slartibartfast - bampot Yflab - bampot oaksoft - wank W6er - bampot St. Ricky - good guy stlucifer - bampot DougJamie - good guy waldorf34 - bampot st jock - good guy bazil85 - good guy insaintee - bampot Ice-tears - bampot That is all for now.