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Did wonder how me eating nuts would affect someone else, so I checked up. Apparently some folk are that sensitive to nuts that if they were to touch something that at a nut eater had just touched it can bring on a reaction.

If his faither had had a wank instead of producing one then I might have listened to the wankers opinion.

Can't see the game being the highest attendance for them. They seem to be averaging 4000 home supporters a game. With us possibly having 3000 that's 2500approx below their current highest.

Norrie books third round spot at Indian Wells - https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/tennis/68525601 British number one Cameron Norrie beat Lorenzo Sonego 6-4 6-4 to reach round three at Indian Wells.

I did it once, whereas you do it constantly @faraway saint😛

A good result against the former number 7 in the world. 😉

Possibly because he's FIFA's Chief of Global Football Development. Couldn't have picked a better club to highlight such a success story of fan ownership that is doing great in the community and not too bad on the park. 😁

Think they've played twice at the most. Normally at Mossedge in Linwood.

Oh ye of little faith 😁

https://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/how-aberdeen-fc-flops-really-32246432?utm_term=Autofeed&utm_medium=Social&utm_source=Facebook&fbclid=IwAR24Pv-m_sGBYlCxtkBBf1x0NmsflHYtGmLOe4zFSm2BSFitnPDxI-_OIdw#Echobox=1709281616 When I read this I unfortunately got an image of yourself having a pleasurable moment. I really need to get help or drink to get rid of that. 😪

Only a numpty wouldn't have known that. 😉 Think most folk would have guessed his time was nearing an end. Wouldn't be surprised if he didn't play on the clay to try and finish with a few wins at Wimbledon before retiring.

https://twitter.com/TennisTV/status/1762135561525928041?t=c5RwIivpNq1W5gqFFVsqkA&s=19 @andy_murray on making his 500th hard court win "Not too bad" 😂

Is it just me or has the app been disabled for logging on?

Yes, we'd overtake Kilmarnock to go 4th in the league, not Dundee.

Kilmarnock 😛

Scotland wore thier white top against Costa Rica (red) in 1990 because of the clash for those watching in black and white tv's.

You'll not see this for a few days as you'll be hiding as the pwick you are on here. 😉 But have never seen you write anything even on the edge to be considered racist. Good result today so hopefully will erase the memory of last week and it's upwards and onwards for the rest of the season.

Maybe the good lady is more worried about folk looking in rather than out. 😂

BBC News - John Savident: Coronation Street's Fred Elliott dies aged 86 https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-68380093

If memory serves me right, it can be a bit claustophobic in that bed with the closeness of the roof of the van.

SMiSA are delighted to launch our new membership option for under 16's... Junior Buds. We hope this membership will help bring younger fans closer to the club, and integrate them into the St. Mirren family. Junior Buds membership includes a welcome pack containing an SMFC Scarf, mascot and training ground visit draws, quarterly player Q&A videos, and some more surprises! Membership costs only £30 per year, which we believe is fantastic value for money given the exclusive benefits included in the membership. Any questions? Feel free to email us at [email protected], and we will be more than happy to respond to your queries. More info is available on our website, which you can view by clicking https://www.smisa.net/junior-buds Let's share this new membership option far and wide, to allow as many young fans as possible to benefit!

https://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/sport/football/michael-beale-sacked-sunderland-already-32160803?utm_term=Autofeed&utm_medium=Social&utm_source=Facebook&fbclid=IwAR37stMf7coGW8sZaHCfHFwqpwB-FMafruHUUBiyO0f_tEoNd3xS3gEb2qo#Echobox=1708354424

So Canada & Wales aren't countries. 😂 Having lost one aunt to alcohol abuse I'm glad that my other aunt and uncle realised they were so close to following her to the grave. They both abstained for over 30 years living a good life. So I know it's not just pricing that'll work but also education. Also remembering that you failed to mention the reduction in hospital admissions. Here's a more comprehensive report. University of Glasgow study indicates a 13.4% reduction in deaths, and a 4.1% reduction in hospital admissions wholly attributable to alcohol consumption in the first two and a half years after MUP was introduced in May 2018. The report also concludes the policy had reduced deaths and hospital admissions where alcohol consumption may have been a factor. Researchers say they are confident there is a link between the introduction of MUP and the reduction in alcohol health harms. They also noted there had been significant reductions in deaths in areas of deprivation, suggesting MUP has helped reduce inequalities in alcohol-attributable deaths in Scotland.

Eustace named Blackburn boss after Tomasson leaves - https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/68192976