Cookie Monster

I'd always read that it never got connected at the Arkleston junction.

I wouldn't think so as it's run by the AFC [emoji6]

You missed out that VAR would have corrected the on field refs decision of a yellow to red. [emoji6][emoji23]

Emergency services practicing recovering Cantwell from when he entangles himself dangerously in the goal netting when diving from outside the penalty area when someone encroached within 6 feet of him. [emoji848]

Another dry and mild morning. [emoji16] FS, Not sure if you'll believe [emoji849] or my other weather report more. [emoji6]

Can't remember trains being called off so quickly/early. I believe after the loss of life up at Stonehaven that they are being extra careful not just in case of compensation claims but for the safety of the staff and public. Was a pleasant 9°C at 5.10am in Paisley. Didn't think it was that windy until I tried to open the car door at the work. Thought I was going to have to put my shoulder to it to open it. [emoji23]

FFS, thats the spirit. [emoji1787]

Depends on his interpretation of WE will win this. [emoji6]

To piss you off [emoji14]

Looking good FS [emoji849] ....... and something I will never ever encounter again. [emoji23]

There's an irony in that post. Don't you agree?@shull [emoji1787]

Get to bed auld yin and stop lifting your phone when you're going for a pish. [emoji14]

Eh cause the manager thinks he's the best option. It isn't rocket science [emoji1787]

Nice evening to blow a few cob webs off walking up the road. Did someone forget what log on to use [emoji1787]

All the Auld gits wear them. [emoji14] I only use them driving (not legally required yet) [emoji6]

Try cleaning your glasses. [emoji14]

Thank fcuk for that, now you'll be able to concentrate you're negativity on the team fully now. [emoji1787]

Got a tip for you and the dogs.

Makes you wonder [emoji23] Bloody body clock doesn't take into account its the weekend. I need my sleep, I've got a big cup game to officiate at later, weather permitting of course. Press button, blinds open, roofs opposite look OK, so it's not been snowing, don't hear rain on windows, so it's dry and by the looks of the trees it isn't windy either. Blinds now been closed and its turn over and try to get some more sleep before my alarm. [emoji112]

There's no one getting back handers from journalists anymore [emoji6]

Was really icy this morning, glad of my previous ice hockey experience to not go down. My waving of my arms in the air must have looked comical. So glad I was out of shot of my ring doorbell. [emoji16] PS I blaming you for the appearance of you know who back in the main. Wonder how many likes he's been dishing out [emoji6]

You cannie hide money [emoji849] A week before payday after Xmas and having to slum it for lunch......

Felt it colder this morning outside but forgot to look at the temperature in the car. Definitely feeling the difference between a petrol and diesel for the heat coming through the blowers. Off again @Faraway [emoji50]

You not have time to boil some water. Was -2°C again and still didn't feel that cold.

Faraway is 6th from the right. [emoji14]