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And no one could fail to notice the atrocious weather we now get in Scotland their mismanagement has caused, can't recall ever getting weather like this under a unionist government, 
And for the benefit of our younger posters, back in the day we'd spend all our summers holidays soaking up the sun for weeks on end in Saltcoats Stevenson with all the amenities these resorts had to offer, A cooling breeze, sand and eh big sandy hill things, we were spoiled rotten back in those days
All a distant memory under this SNP government 

What if a black lesbian got the job? According to the CEO, that person (assuming the company isn't already full of black lesbians) wouldn't be checked by her. If you are singling out a specific demographic for different treatment, it's discrimination.

Harumph…! 
Not quite right.  There “are” no led signs.

It was subsidence.  They reinforced the foundations a while back - dunno what with, though.

If only he told you earlier, you could have saved on a round trip flight. [emoji16]

I've been considering early retirement, he's done me a favour, no more scraping the windscreen at stupid o'clock in the morning, yippee. 

Stay as long as you want, he's sacking you for unapproved time off. Oh well, it's just a slightly earlier retirement than you planned. Enjoy.

Great news, I'm back on the next flight back to Tenerife. 

Wait till he tells you it was actually next week you put in a holiday request for. [emoji16]

LED has left the building?

It was subsidence.  They reinforced the foundations a while back - dunno what with, though.

They probably haven't analysed that particular construction detail yet (probably hoping for the best that they got away with it!) so maybe with a bit of luck, we might see total demolition in the next 12 months 

Sadly, concrete becomes harder and more durable as time passes, as opposed to cut sandstone which erodes with the weather.
Come to think of it didn't the "intelligent Council Planners within the said building" suggest that their pride and joy should become a listed building a few years ago (stating that the concrete monstosity was a good example of its kind! )?
Only in Paisley could Councils (Regional and County at the time) could come up with such a ribbed monstrosity opposite such an iconic 10th century building as a set off to show the Abbey in its best light!

Correct! They have never been relegated. They survived one year due to league reconstruction, if I remember right.

Aberdeen have never been relegated. 

Supporters of every team think the exact same thing about their team. I think it's a case of only remembering the good or bad results and forgetting the expected, "mundane", run-of-the-mill ones.

With the WWII bomber?

Simple, just pass a law saying so - and throw in ones about having good weather all day, summer 11.5 months a year (2 weeks of light fluffy snow round about xmas), everything free and no shitty jobs (you will need money when going on your 6 months of vacations abroad) and it's sorted.

This is feckin easy, why hasn't anyone ever thought of this before? [emoji6]

Rhetorical question?

I just don't like Motherwell supporters, they have this delusion that they're a "big team". Aye, OK, not all of them, but a fair %age.

Rhetorical question?

With the WWII bomber?

Fine looking young man!
(both Bobby and me).

Imagine having a boss who's 40 years your junior.