Ralstonite

There are aspects of my life which will inspire incredulity amongst the hoi polloi. I don't mean to brag, but I am connected to quite a few famous people. Indeed you may well have heard of me.

Gentleman, please! You're neither amusing nor witty.

Bill! Not a relation, but I met him at a golf club in Florida once.

I'm listening to Fields of Gold by Sting. He played it my 60th birthday party.

I must admit the construction doesn't inspire confidence! It should have a marble floor and a lavish baroque interior with chandeliers. The balcony should have reclining seats and some of those patio heaters.

The best thing that ever happened to football was when the prices went up and priced out some of the riff raff.

Hello, fellow Buddies! Sorry for the intrusion. In the absence of an introduction thread, I will introduce myself here! I was born and raised in Ralston, but currently my main residence is in a leafy area of Edinburgh that is very exclusive. I do still return to our wee town to watch the odd game and play a bit of golf at Ralston Golf Club. I also have a wee house in France and a pile on Arran, where I like to hike. I haven't seen the highlights of Saturday's game yet, but from what I have read it doesn't seem to have gone very well! Still, a long way to go! Come on you Saints! 🏁

I might get one of these...