Was once invited to a corporate golf day near London.
Arrived early at nice posh club. Sat down and was chatting when waitress came up and asked what I would like for breakfast.
"Bacon roll please"
She stiffened and for the benefit of everyone that was there in loud voice
"Excuse me sir, but this is a Jewish club and we do not serve bacon here"
Me, stunned with no idea and a true brass neck couldn't think of an alternative.
"Erm..... doesn't matter then"
Funny, everyone else found something needing cleaned on their shoes just then.
Ouch.