Herbie

Wipe your knob on the curtains?

Cherub Rock - Smashing Pumpkins Mayonaise is a belter too.

In the motor this week..... Ride - Nowhere Ride - Going Blank Again Green Day - American Idiot Oasis - Be Here Now BRMC - Howl Smashing Pumpkins - Melon Collie and the Infinite Sadness

Who, me? Would I? Cheers for the info Bud.

2 questions.... Got a relatively new computer. Every time I try to play a video or mpeg from the internut, it is very erratic, keeps pausing and tells me that it's "buffering". Also the sound cuts in and out a lot. Is there an upgrade or download available that will help stop this? Secondly, sound seems to have completely disappeared from my system. Have done all the relevant volume checks etc but can't trace the problem. Sound card maybe? Any help appreciated.

Try this link NN. Click on the "Retro Underground Channel" and surf ye olde internut whilst listening to some cracking stuff. Top Tunes

On now...Public Image Ltd - Rise. Had forgotten what a fantastic tune this is.

Catherine Wheel - Chrome

Aye. 7th July, Piersland House Hotel in Troon.

I'll second that. Sisters of Mercy - Temple of Love (Ofra Haza mix) on just now.

Julian Cope - An Elegant Chaos.

Is it just my system, or is the site running really slow just now? Every other site seems to be okay but this is taking ages to get from page to page.

Not if you're in goals.

I was trying to think of a famous (or even hauf-decent) auld Grammarian fitba player. All I could come up with was Brian Reid. Aw feck...... Talking of Camphill, I scored my only try for the school team against them at Penilee Playing Fields. 86 - 3 I believe the final score was.

Here you. I grafted 12 rounds a week for 8 quid for that fecker. Best paper boy he ever had.

I used to do a paper round from that wee shop. The owner was a guy called Andrew, who was a couple of adverts short of a classified section. No wonder being stuck in there all day. Poor sod.

Right ya shower of uncultured vagabonds, how about a footie tournament in the summer made up of teams of ex-pupils. Just to see who the real butty-boys are. NSS can play keepy uppies with himself in the corner. Mon the Grammar FP!!!

1. Whole Sea Bass 2. Tuna Steaks marinated in fresh lime juice and garlic 3. Lamb Kebabs 4. Cumberland Sausage 5. Home-made steak burgers

Too far bawbag. Dirk Wears White Sox was a great album.

At last, someone mentions the funniest programme to hit our screens for years. Well done that man! Green Wing, Buzzcocks and Have I Got News For You are the only programmes that I ever make a point of watching.... although I do quite like that one with Shoestring and Sheila out of Brookside in it.

£51 f**king quid!!!!! I've got two of those at home that my old next door neighbour gave me for hee-haw. And naw, there no' fur sale.

Thought that would be the case Tom. Cheers.

Underneath your avatar, how do you change the text that reads "International Captain" for example, or in NSS's case "I cannae go". Have tried doing it through my profile but canny figure it out. Ta.

I feel a vigilante squad coming on Al.