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  1. I feel a bit queasy. Bees lass - Lumpy Bolton Lass - Too big Addicks Lass - Chelsea Lass - Too many spiders Rangers Lass - Hingoot. Great idea though!
  2. So glad you can revel in my discomfort Bernard Sadist.
  3. Alien Sex Fiend Peter and the Test Tube Babies The Ecstasy of St Theresa Live Action Pussy Show The Halfbreeds
  4. Not through choice Bernard. Went to see Conflict in April at the QM. Jumping about like an anarchist loon, slipped in a beer puddle and ripped my ankle ligaments. Got carried out by 2 fat skinheads. Methinks those days might be over
  5. Jethro Tull - Aqualung Ben Folds - Songs for Silverman (Just bought today - highly recommended. Landed is a feckin' amazing tune) Idlewild - The Remote Part Jesus and Mary Chain - 21 Singles Rolling Stones - 40 Licks
  6. 1999 - 2000 game v Dungfermline - "Campbell, Campbell sit on yer arse". Class. I also agree the older stuff was much funnier and better than this new pish. Seems to turn into a competition each week to see who can invent the "most hilarious" song. Rubbish.
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    Guys. Looking for some advice. I used Ebay for the 1st time 4 weeks ago. Seller told me it would take 14 working days max. to get the t-shirt to me. We're now at 30 working days and I still don't have it. He has emailed me to say they are having problems with the post in Australia and he has an excellent ebay record. I have used it since, and got a CD within 3 days of purchase (although it was only from England), so I am naturally sceptical. I also paid postal insurance. What's the next step?
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    Top 5 Cheeses

    I assume your drunk old moustachioed one. Me too. Cheddar meltit on toast is winning at the moment!
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    Top 5 Cheeses

    Is that the one that tastes like Bunnet?
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    Top 5 Cheeses

    1. Mature Stilton (with port) 2. Roule 3. French Mature Brie 4. Red Leicester 5. White Stilton with Cranberry Tastes great but farty central!
  11. Bloc Party - Bloc Party BRMC - BRMC Air - Talkie Walkie SLF - No Sleep 'til Belfast Kings of Leon - Aha Shake Heartbreak
  12. In Clubhouse nostalgia mode this week. 1. Stone Roses - Stone Roses 2. Ride - Nowhere 3. Mudhoney - Superfuzz Bigmuff 4. Wedding Present - Bizarro 5. Spacemen 3 - Revolution (CD single)
  13. Bernard's gonna kill you.
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    Top 5 Soups

    You betcha I did! Wrote it down and everything!!!
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    Top 5 Soups

    Not a spelling connoisseur either Murdy.
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    War Films

    Missed it. What was no1?
  17. Did you hear about the constipated accountant? He worked it out with a pencil. Sorry.
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    War Films

    1. Full Metal Jacket 2. Apocalypse Now 3. Where Eagles Dare 4. Bridge on the River Kwai 5. Platoon (Does Braveheart count?)
  19. Maybe glasshoppa, but it's also the same length in inches as your nineskin.(Copyright J. Anderson, Blackpool 2000) Dangly bunnet.
  20. Rossco, You are a breast. Tom McB, you are a very very good man. Mucho respecto.
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