Herbie

Guys. Looking for some advice. I used Ebay for the 1st time 4 weeks ago. Seller told me it would take 14 working days max. to get the t-shirt to me. We're now at 30 working days and I still don't have it. He has emailed me to say they are having problems with the post in Australia and he has an excellent ebay record. I have used it since, and got a CD within 3 days of purchase (although it was only from England), so I am naturally sceptical. I also paid postal insurance. What's the next step?

I assume your drunk old moustachioed one. Me too. Cheddar meltit on toast is winning at the moment!

Is that the one that tastes like Bunnet?

1. Mature Stilton (with port) 2. Roule 3. French Mature Brie 4. Red Leicester 5. White Stilton with Cranberry Tastes great but farty central!

Bloc Party - Bloc Party BRMC - BRMC Air - Talkie Walkie SLF - No Sleep 'til Belfast Kings of Leon - Aha Shake Heartbreak

In Clubhouse nostalgia mode this week. 1. Stone Roses - Stone Roses 2. Ride - Nowhere 3. Mudhoney - Superfuzz Bigmuff 4. Wedding Present - Bizarro 5. Spacemen 3 - Revolution (CD single)

Bernard's gonna kill you.

You betcha I did! Wrote it down and everything!!!

Not a spelling connoisseur either Murdy.

Missed it. What was no1?

Clint is King.

Did you hear about the constipated accountant? He worked it out with a pencil. Sorry.

1. Full Metal Jacket 2. Apocalypse Now 3. Where Eagles Dare 4. Bridge on the River Kwai 5. Platoon (Does Braveheart count?)

Maybe glasshoppa, but it's also the same length in inches as your nineskin.(Copyright J. Anderson, Blackpool 2000) Dangly bunnet.

Rossco, You are a breast. Tom McB, you are a very very good man. Mucho respecto.