11am - Seven of us start the drinking at my pal's flat in Shawlands. After half an hour a girl he'd pulled the night before in her Saturday night outfit from his bedroom and leaves without saying a word. We get in the mood for the final by watching the "Saints Are Back" DVD - Paul McKnight's goal at Ayr is rewound and watched again about ten times.
12.30pm - Go to Ketchup for lunch. We all make it onto their wall of fame by finishing off their massive "Colossus" burger.
2.30pm - Walk to Hampden singing "The Saints Are Coming" in made up Japanese since our pal JM1 was watching the game in Tokyo. Made an effigy of him using a Ketchup balloon and a marker pen to take to the game.
3pm - 5pm. Amazing incredible rollercoaster of emotions. After Hearts scored their 2nd I was convinced we were going to blow it until the ball went out of play and a huge roar of "COME ON YE SAINTS" went up from our fans, I'm sure it helped get the players over the line. Wild scenes at full-time - total ecstasy!
5.30pm - Taxi to Paisley with a racist Celtic fan nutter of a taxi driver.
6pm - Cafe Borgia. Place is mobbed but everyone seems a bit subdued, as if in a state of shock. Barmaids tremendous as always.
7pm - Bus parade and County Square event. Pretty disappointing as others have said elsewhere.
8pm - Queues to get into most pubs so we went straight to Viennas and got straight on the shots and cheap £10 bottles of bubbly. By about 9pm the place was rammed with Saints fans. All a bit of a blur after that but the place was a bouncing sea of black & white and there was lots of hugging, singing songs, dancing and laughing. By the time the players arrived it was mass hysteria - also about this time that my head started splitting and my stomach started churning ... should really have had some dinner!
3am - Thought I was going to pass out and die while waiting for a taxi in the freezing cold outside Gilmour St but survived and made it home.
Monday - Absolute burst baw but it was the happiest I've ever felt with such a killer hangover. Spend all day reading newspaper and online coverage of the final. Proud to be a Buddie and love this Saints team more than any other - seem
like such a decent likeable bunch and it's been fantastic to see us win a trophy playing such exciting and attractive football rather than just grinding out results Gus McPherson style. Hopefully the wait until the next trophy will be a bit shorter this time - I think it will. We're due a Scottish Cup, hopefully 2014 will be the year we win it again!