A tramp had a trick he once played on all the farmer's wives. He would ring the door and with some dryed up cow pat in his arms he would say Can you give me 2 bits of bread a cin eat this wae. And all the farmer's wives took him in and gave him a proper meal. One day however it is a farmer that answers the door . The tramp says his line Can i hiv 2 bits of bread to eat this with. The farmer says man you cant eat that , ci mon roon the back and i'll get you a nice fresh one