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  1. Cab is needing a right good f*cking valeting after a pishy troosers night laughing at the Green Vermin

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    2. shull

      shull

      My Cab has had the full whack of pish and shite this week.

    3. faraway saint
    4. shull

      shull

      It's weegies i pick up, they don't notice.

  2. Greggs is getting blitzed later. I've got 3 loyalty cards aw stamped up. 3 free coffees for me. I'll need tae purchase steak bakes and cakes to go tae. Cannae wait.

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    2. faraway saint

      faraway saint

      Hows the diet going fatty?

    3. TediousTom

      TediousTom

      What did you get from Greggs?

    4. shull

      shull

      Just a regular white coffee and a dry fruit scone, T.T.

  3. I've no read a book since the middle of February. I think i'll get back to it today.

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    2. St. Sid

      St. Sid

      No wonder The Dandy's went bust.

    3. faraway saint

      faraway saint

      The Dandy had too many big words, hence it's downfall

    4. St. Sid

      St. Sid

      cow pie - thatchers gusset.

  4. There's a full moon in Bolton tonight.

    1. Big Fras

      Big Fras

      Just Polis spotlights looking for rooftop snipers hunting Coyle. Torn-faced plastic paddy, table-tennis obsessed freak. Couldn't pick a nose. Idiot.

    2. St. Sid

      St. Sid

      Similar scenes in Blackburn.

    3. faraway saint

      faraway saint

      A blue moon the next away game you go to. ;)

  5. I think Smokie has f*cked off again, who upset him this time ? Jakey ?

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    2. shull

      shull

      Afternoon Sir Smokie.

      Be nice to Gary, he's awfy grumpy this weather.

    3. santaponsasaint

      santaponsasaint

      im grumpy in every weather, ya cheeky auld fecker.

    4. shull

      shull

      Very true Sir !

  6. F*CK THE F.C.

    1. faraway saint
    2. Kendo

      Kendo

      Aye yir right shull

    3. faraway saint

      faraway saint

      He's never right even when he's right.............wait...........

  7. I've got hee haw to say about anything

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    2. shull

      shull

      He is indeed and what aboot wee Danny ?

    3. scottd

      scottd

      Still a god!

    4. shull

      shull

      God almighty !!!

  8. Forrest is shite, the new Mark Burchill. Nessy is shite tae.

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    2. shull

      shull

      See them aw ? F*CKEM !!! Yir correct Sir Jake.

    3. Kendo

      Kendo

      Worry aboot oor beloved team ya eejit, leave the OF to their own troubles

    4. shull

      shull

      No need to worry about oor Buddies. We are doing just fine.

  9. Soccerball Saturday, bring on the Caley Jags !!

  10. Where is TBL ? I dairsay somebody will know.

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    2. DAIR 7

      DAIR 7

      This is why old people shouldn't be allowed to use Modern Technology.

    3. bluto
    4. faraway saint

      faraway saint

      ^^^^^^ What he said......

  11. Hey Peroni Plonker, guess who has been sacked ?

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    2. shull

      shull

      Harsh on wee Baldy

    3. saintnextlifetime

      saintnextlifetime

      Not really . I think God has helped wee Anxiuos find his level. .

    4. Kendo

      Kendo

      Just watched it.

  12. It's a f*cking injustice that Calimero Football Club got knocked out the Scottish Cup earlier.

  13. We had joy, we had fun ...............

    1. faraway saint

      faraway saint

      We had pieces in the sun.......

  14. A bloke's enjoying a pint of bitter in the pub when a woman comes up to the table, puts her bum over his glass and breaks wind. She then walks away and stands at the bar. The fella goes up to her and says: "You fart in my Whitbread?" And she replies: "No, I'm Tessa Sanderson."

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    2. shull

      shull

      I'm glad you laughed Scott. You've been awfy tormented the past few days. It's not like you. Who annoyed you ?

    3. scottd

      scottd

      The relentless negativity by some on here.

    4. shull

      shull

      Yir right , ban the bozzers !!

  15. We are aw Vambo57 and proud.

  16. No Tippy Tappy shite tonight please. Just get f*ckin stuck in and win. Keep our Hampden dream alive. Set aboot the Cnuts !!

  17. Why was the cheating cnut Hearts player holding his f*cking head ?

    1. delpierro

      delpierro

      you just answered your own question!

    2. shull
  18. St mirren are torture. Instead of County killing us off, we'll need to go through more f*cking torture before we get papped oot on penalties. I feel for our travelling support at Dingwall.

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    2. Kendo

      Kendo

      We will win the replay shull old chap.

    3. Tracy Barlow Loyal

      Tracy Barlow Loyal

      There you are. Kendo is always right and we should listen to him. I took a vow to listen to him and accept his beliefs and teachings the other week.

    4. shull

      shull

      I really hope so Sir Jake

  19. Happy NewYear TBL !!

    1. Tracy Barlow Loyal

      Tracy Barlow Loyal

      Just seen this! Happy New Year Shull!!

  20. When the Saints go up tae lift the Scottish Cup, i'll be there.

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    2. shull

      shull

      Hope it's no bad news like Ayr.

    3. faraway saint

      faraway saint

      Don't you like Ayr? It's a nice wee place.

    4. JJ McG

      JJ McG

      no goodwin or thompson today.

  21. Somebody has been busy dishing out the red yins today. They must have plenty aliases. Why don't they agree with my postings ?

    1. faraway saint

      faraway saint

      You've become a red dot magnet.

    2. faraway saint

      faraway saint

      I've just offloaded you a green. Happy New Year.

    3. shull

      shull

      Thanks Dunderheid and a happy new year to you tae.

  22. Ivan Sproule is a cheating diving fud

    1. shull

      shull

      Mancini is an imaginary card waving muppet.

      Pathetic !!

  23. Ivan Sproule is a cheating diving fud

  24. Thierry Henry is a f*ckin cheat !!

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