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Iainscanlon

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  1. oooeeerrr look at you, think you'll find i was a season ticket holder in the kop for all of hartes years at Er not to mention i did most away games too and throw in the odd trip to barca/milan/anderlecht/rome/valencia/malaga. seen you lot on saturday was going to come and speak to you'se decided not to bother.
  2. another waste of space along with smith viduka,bowywer,harte theyve all went downhill.
  3. you dont have to tell me how special they were i was there, but take them out his game and he's worst than average.
  4. REALLY, you should of heard the other things we called him.
  5. I watched him for that length of time and for you to call him a good signing means you werent at elland rd watchin him for 7 years. Ian harte has no pace, was the worst left back for defending ive known and when his free kicks werent going in he was an absolute nitemare. The joke at leeds was to change footy like nfl and instead of bringing a kicker on for field goal leeds would bring harte on for freekicks. I said big hammy would be a great signing as i knew him and has been proved right, Ian harte is a nitemare signing and time will prove me right. People are confusing the ian harte of leeds utd in champs league than ian harte who cant score freekicks and is the slowest player we have at the club. good luck to all the pesimists.
  6. Get to Frankies pub in Duke Street, landlord is a big Leeds fan
  7. darlo booked, loads of leeds coming as well cant wait. chamone.
  8. As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, "If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman." She removes all her clothing and asks, "Is there someone on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like a woman?" A man stands up, removes his shirt and says, "Here, iron this!".
  9. A man who just died is delivered to a Glesga mortuary wearing an expensive, expertly tailored black suit. Big Tam the mortician asks the deceased's wife how she would like the body dressed. He points out that the man does look very good in the black suit he is already wearing. The widow, however, says that she always thought her husband looked his best in blue. She gives Tam a blank cheque and says, 'I don't care what it costs, but please have my husband in a blue suit for the viewing.' The woman returns the next day. To her delight she finds her husband dressed in a gorgeous blue suit with a subtle chalk stripe; the suit fits him perfectly. She says to Tam, 'Whatever the cost, I'm very satisfied. You did an excellent job and I'm very grateful. How much did you spend?' To her astonishment, Tam presents her with the blank cheque. 'Nay charge, 'he says. 'No, really, I must pay you for the cost of that exquisite blue suit!' she says. 'Honestly, hen,' Tam says, 'it didnae cost nothing. You see, a deed gentleman of about your husband's size was brought in shortly after you left yesterday, and he was wearing an attractive blue suit. I asked his missus if she minded him going to his grave wearing a black suit insteed, and she said it made nae difference as long as he looked nice.' 'So, I just switched their heeds.'
  10. I parked in a disabled space today and a traffic warden shouted to me... 'Oi, what's your disability?' I said 'Tourettes! Now f**k off you cnut!'
  11. Iainscanlon

    Nokia N95

    just dont put it in your man bag
  12. Iainscanlon

    Nokia N95

    ideal size for you seen as you lose most things whilst jollying around europe
  13. seen nicky tonight at big farkys testimonial shindig, money must be tight for him he was asking the mrs if he could bid an extra fiver for a framed top which he lost out on.
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