The Vice President of USA

1 Goodfellas 2 Shawshank Redemption 3 Pulp Fiction 4 The Usual Suspects 5 Kill Bill Vol1

The Poll tax was the fairest method of council charging. If you buy a pint, the barman doesn't say "You get paid 50K a year you can pay £5 a pint" or "You're on the dole have a pint for 50p" In fact if you send your child to private school you should pay less council tax than those who send their kids to state schools. The Councils get most of there money from central government anyway, so high earners being hammered twice.

Good I find myself eating Bangers'n'mash on Sundays to firm me up after boozing and eating too much spicy stuff over the weekend. I supposed any bland stodgy food would do the same. BAD Chicken Tikka Madras, who ordered the broken glass! Anything with Kidney Beans, I don't think I digest them. Donner Calazoni, A Mad Max experience, The First One is Good, Second not so bad, Third is terrible, You hope to god there is not a fourth Doing the Cabbage Soup diet, I couldn't cough or sneeze without worry.

1 Follow this line : A line is drawn around around the bogs and ends with : You are now pissing on your shoe. 2 Flush! If you want a big hairy guy to pump you 3 Smile, You're now appearing on www.onthebog.com 4 20 people each year are superglued to the toilet. The National Lottery, It could be you! 5 Keep Britain tidy! Eat a seagull

1 Poke - as in paper bag 2 Skitters 3 Oxter 4 teuchter 5 Doocat

1 Nasty Nick Cotton 2 JR Ewing 3 Dodgy Don Beech 4 Alfie, ( Bobby Carlisle's character in Cracker, The Crazed Liverpool fan) 5 Gripper from Grange Hill.

1 Benn V Gerald McClellan, tragic result - Fantastic Fight 2 Leonard V Hearns 3 Don Curry V Lloyd Honeyghan 4 Ali V Foreman 5 The Carl Thompson fight last year when both boxers were down about 4 times in the first 2 rounds.

Celtic V ICT, Jaw Dropped when I heard the result Senegal V France, World Cup 2002 Berwick V Rangers, Celtic V Falkirk replay, I know Falkirk are hated on here, but I went to this game with a tim mate from Uni, You should have seen the faces trooping out of Ibrox that night, I saw at least 10 Selik fans greetin on the subway home. Rangers V Hamilton