Eeeen One it's a goalkeeper with no distribution skills
Eeeen two it's a young full back neglecting the main talent he has piling on pounds getting slower and ballsing up the potential we all thought he had
Eeeen 4 it's the directors big daft son hemorrhaging goals but playing a decent game every 5 or 6, signed for ever
Eeen 6 It's an old grey haired nutter wandering aimlessly about your penalty box when not suspended
and Eeen 8 Bullyshit's special prize as pointless as a speedboat in your drive, Alan Gow