windae cleaner

Jesus, did they use to go up to the Liberal Club?

Whats that Mr Soft

She was that ugly she could eat an apple through a tennis racket.

I quite like Fosters ice but the prices of those wee bottles are a feckin rip off

1 Celtic 2 Rangers 3 The Scottish Weather- cannae get any work done because of it. 4 The English media- Its due to them that i want England to get beat. I have got nothing against the players or fans just these tubes. 5 The Law as it stands- It is now too soft on the neds who can work around it to their advantage. btw is Big Broon a prince fan

Bongo came out with the statement

Shane McGowan gay would explain the song Main auld drag

Black Jacks used to get 2 for 1/2 pence at the tally van. Used to piss off the guy at the van when i asked for 1

1. Splicer 2. White drops 3 Strawberry Bon- Bons 4. Soor Plooms 5. Strawberry Sherbets

Run to the hills is a feckin classic

1 That B&Q cup final- Someone said it was pissing doon no it wasnt it was blowing a blizzard. The guy outside selling the woollen hats made a fortune. Most the crowd behind the goals fecked off at h/t. 2. Playing Killie at Love Street on boxing day- Fenton scored and i couldnae see it due to the fog. 3. 1983 semi final against the ****.- Nothing due to the weather but depressing all the same. After getting pelted with bricks, stones, coins and pool balls . That bassa McGinley gave them a goal i felt like greetin so i did 4 . Dundee at Love Street 1982- It was a downpour when the ref called the game off. Cammy Fraser had already scored a screamer for Dundee when the game got called off. Saints let everyone free in the rearranged game which we won 2-1. When i got home in Elderslie it was bone dry, it hadnt rained all day 5. Anytime we play at Broadwood it is feckin baltic.

1 Irvine Welsh 2 James Herbert 3 Stephen King 4 Egdar Allen Poe 5 Robert Louis Stevenson

You are into the older woman NSS

What about the bronco, enter her from behind and keep mentioning her sisters name

Dont agree but then again i am just an old fogey

Ah the Apollo my first gig SLF support band The Alarm fecking brill

60s- The Beatles, Beach Boys, The Who, Otis Redding, Velvet Underground 70s- The Clash, The Jam, Joy Divison, The Undertones, SLF 80s- U2, NWA, The Pogues, Halfman Halfbiscuit, The Smiths 90s- Stone Roses, Faith No More, Blur, James, Radiohead 00s- The Killers- music has bored me from the late 80s onwards

I remember it was Saturday night at 8.15 then Starsky and Hutch, Sportscene, Parky then bed.

Uncle Scan. 40 yard first time volley against the bead rattlers in a 4-2 win John Hewlit. Against Falkirk great shot after 30 passes Tony Fitz. Cracking volley from the edge of the box against Dundee Utd in a scottish cup quarter final at Love street. Peter Mackie. Late winner against the **** at Love street. Made great because most of the game we had been leading 1-0 until fat boy McCoist levelled it a min to go. Straight from kick off saints went up the park Mackie went by a couple of **** and put the ball into the net. He was a crap player but this was a great goal. Jimmy Bone. Against the Aberdeen great run from his own half.

The orginal SLF. The Clash. The Jam. The Smiths. Stone Roses.

1. Tv Stars- The Skids 2. F**k a Mod- The Expolited 3. Higher than the sun- Primal Scream 4. Chance- Big Country 5 Happy when it rains- Jesus and the Mary chain

1 Hipsway- Hipsway 2 Aztec Camera- High Land Hard Rain 3 Orange Juice- You can t hide your love forever 4 Big Country- The Crossing 5 The Proclaimers- Sunshine on Leith

1 SLF- Gate 49 2 Angelic Upstarts- Never ad Nothin 3 Joy Division- Atmosphere 4 Dead Kennedys- Chemical Warfare 5 The Clash- White man in hammersmith palais

Vinnie Jones you are having a laugh, he was just a coward that went into tackles that were in his favour. Rarely done the 50-50, usually went over the top to damage players. He could dish it out but could not take it back. The real tough nuts were the ones that got kicked all day and kept coming back for more that takes more courage. George Best Jimmy Johnstone Pele Kenny Dalgeish Maradonna

Dead Kennedys : Fresh fruit for rotten vegetables SLF : Go for it Angelic Upstarts : Two million voices The Clash: The Clash Cockney Rejects: Greatest Hits Vol 1