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EL NOMBRE

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  1. S'awright Al. I've seen the light and I'm aff the tops now.

    Straight lager aw the way these days. :D

    Thats the gem! :wink: .....now all we need to do is fix yer 'air! :P

  2. if you havent yet ................. :rolleyes: chek out You Gotta Move - a crackin dvd - even gawd forbid if you weren't so keen on their music the hotties in the crowd are a most pleasing eye candy sideshow.................... :wink:

    Must give it a gander :)

    Saw them at Donnington years ago....f**kin superb they were B)

  3. Of that I am well aware. In fact it's Real Radio. However, I thought it best to talk in the language of the past; it's the only way to communicate to certain people. :rolleyes:

    P.S. Listening to the new Neil Young. :wink:

    Don't think it is Real Radio....think you'll find it IS Rock Radio...or summit like that. :wink: .....tourist :P .And that was a feeble attempt at digging yourself out of a hole btw. :lol:

    I have a Ravi Shankar LP....can I be in your gang? :)

  4. Aye, I like life on the edge...

    Anyway, just cos it ain't on Q96 or Radio Clyde does not make it obscure. Try listening to other radio stations. You'll find this song. I know that's where I found it.

    Ya big choob. :)

    Q96 dusnae exist any more...ya f**king tourist! :P ...It's now Rock Radio...or some shite like that.And Radio Clyde is a load of wanky pop...with super naff DJs.

    Quite partial to Radio 7 as it goes...you get the odd comedy thing on it. :)

  5. Go this in an e-mail.....

    An Australian guy is travelling around the Greek Islands.

    He walks into a bar and, by chance, is served by an Australian Barmaid.

    As she takes his order, a Foster's, she notices his accent.

    Over the course of the evening they get chatting.

    At the end of her shift he asks if she wants to come back to his place.

    Although she is attracted to him she says no. He then offers to pay her $200 to sleep with him.

    As she is travelling around the world, and is short of funds,she agrees.

    The next night the guy turns up again. Again he orders Fosters

    and after showing her plenty of attention, asks if she will sleep with him again for $200.

    She remembers the night before and is only too happy to agree.

    This goes on for 5 nights.

    On the 6th night the guy comes in again, orders Fosters but goes and sits in the corner.

    The barmaid thinks that if she pays him more attention then,

    maybe she can shake some more cash out of him.

    So she goes over and sits next to him.

    She asks him where he's from in Australia."Melbourne", he tells her.

    "So am I. What suburb?" she enquires.

    "Glen Iris" he replies.

    "That's amazing," she says excitedly, "so am I - what street?"

    "Cameo Street" he replies.

    "This is unbelievable........." she says, her voice quavering; "What number?"

    "Number 20", he replies.

    She is totally astonished.

    "You are NOT going to believe this," she screams, "but I'm from number 22! My parents still live there!"

    "I know..." he says, "Your Dad gave me $1,000 to give to you"

    HE WHO DRINKS AUSTRALIAN, THINKS AUSTRALIAN :lol::lol::lol:

  6. All right, but apart from the sanitation, medicine, education, wine, public order, irrigation, roads, the fresh water system and public health..........

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    What have the romans ever done for us............ :rolleyes:

    "Oh they....gave us James McGrory and they gave us Paul McStay...." :rolleyes::P

  7. Hi there,

    Can anyone help. My laptop is making a funny noise, like it's drilling a hole or something, anyone got any ideas?

    It's either that or I have fallen asleep, dreaming about going to the dentist and getting fillings :o

    Help appreciated!

    Yer hard drive is f**ked Holly.Happened to me.

  8. The Rivaldo : When the ball is kicked towards you by an opposing player and hits on the thigh, fall to the ground clutching your face as if mortally wounded, then watch in satisfaction as the gullible ref red-cards your innocent opponent.

    The Schumacher : Simply execute a violent assault on an advancing opponent, preventing a goal and enabling your side later to progress to winning a penalty shoot-out in which you play a large part. Chuckle in satisfaction as the ref shows you merely a yellow card.

    The Nakamura.

    When running at speed into the box...wait until an opposition player is level with you,and you are blind side of the referee...then throw yourself in the opposite direction and fall dramatically.Sure fire penalty.

    Wee bastard does it all the time. :angry:

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