EL NOMBRE

Go this in an e-mail..... An Australian guy is travelling around the Greek Islands. He walks into a bar and, by chance, is served by an Australian Barmaid. As she takes his order, a Foster's, she notices his accent. Over the course of the evening they get chatting. At the end of her shift he asks if she wants to come back to his place. Although she is attracted to him she says no. He then offers to pay her $200 to sleep with him. As she is travelling around the world, and is short of funds,she agrees. The next night the guy turns up again. Again he orders Fosters and after showing her plenty of attention, asks if she will sleep with him again for $200. She remembers the night before and is only too happy to agree. This goes on for 5 nights. On the 6th night the guy comes in again, orders Fosters but goes and sits in the corner. The barmaid thinks that if she pays him more attention then, maybe she can shake some more cash out of him. So she goes over and sits next to him. She asks him where he's from in Australia."Melbourne", he tells her. "So am I. What suburb?" she enquires. "Glen Iris" he replies. "That's amazing," she says excitedly, "so am I - what street?" "Cameo Street" he replies. "This is unbelievable........." she says, her voice quavering; "What number?" "Number 20", he replies. She is totally astonished. "You are NOT going to believe this," she screams, "but I'm from number 22! My parents still live there!" "I know..." he says, "Your Dad gave me $1,000 to give to you" HE WHO DRINKS AUSTRALIAN, THINKS AUSTRALIAN

Reggie Perrin has to be up there...top show!

"Oh they....gave us James McGrory and they gave us Paul McStay...."

Best Toy....Ever.

1/ Roman 2/ British 3/ French/Napoleonic 4/ Egyptian 5/ Persian In a History channel stylee....

Yer hard drive is f**ked Holly.Happened to me.

Alan Main is all 5

The Nakamura. When running at speed into the box...wait until an opposition player is level with you,and you are blind side of the referee...then throw yourself in the opposite direction and fall dramatically.Sure fire penalty. Wee bastard does it all the time.

Cockles Wilson....The Musical.

A Moonwalk challenge up and down the aisle of the bus!

Chamone....Mutherf**ker!.....Hee Hee!

Invite Coco...him and Gav could have a square go for the right to wear the red leather jacket exclusively.

I think I scared him off! ....Like the idea though.It would be carnage.

I walked over to him last night and went "Mehmetdinho!"....ye should have seen the look on his face. Am such a twat at times.Sorry big chap.

You could do worse than have a chat with the guys that run the PC shop across from Langs Bar.Set up my home network,and are happy to chat to anyone about their PC probs.Not too expensive either.

What are you?.....webcam man noo?

Louise Jameson....Leela.Tom Bakers main squeeze.

Who?.....The master?

Naw naw...if we're talking Dr.Who...cop this:- Nicola Bryant....Hubba Hubba

Kinda figured you'd like that one woddy.It came straight oot a Hotspur annual.

Its in the sequel.

Zabadak...n that! Dean Ford and the Gaylords...the ultimate ultility band.Anyone dropped out....they were there.Well due a Testimonial IMHO!

They did everything else! ....am so gonnae cast that up.Prince?..... ....Get Her!....Suits You!