Bill Lees

Well, I never knew you had glass eye. It looks pretty normal, too (more or less).

I'd have no problem with you posting a questionnaire on this thread - carry on by all means.

1. Private Fraser : "Doomed! We're all doomed!" 2. Sergeant Wilson : "Do you think that's wise ?" 3. The Verger : "Yes, your Reverence." 4. Private Godfrey "If I might be excused". 5. The Vicar.

WTF?

How pervy is that? Phwoaaarrrr.

Last night Trinny & Susannah featured in my dream. They were both naked.

Quite tediously dull. A tadge over-moderated. No. The biggest reason for me not using it has been the frankly ridiculous system of having to register in order to access the entire official website - unless you've done this, you can't access anything on the site, including the forum. I was registered but at some point a couple of years back something went wrong with my registration and, after losing the will to live trying to sort it out, I decided that I couldn't be arsed with it when there is (in my opinion) a far superior and far more user-friendly website right here in Black & White Army which serves my needs perfectly well. As far as I'm aware, there is absolutely nothing I could get from the official site which I cannot get via B&W Army, and there is plenty I get from B&W Army that I cannot get from the Official site. This one - see above.

That's a whole new top five : 1. The Cadbury's Caramel Rabbit. 2. Betty Rubble. 3. Jessica Rabbit. 4. Velma from Scooby Doo (It's the glasses. ) 5. Whoever this is :

Didn't Ron Dixon come to sticky end because of her?

Oh, I dunno, though .....

In my fantasies, she's the Brenda who was Alison in the comedy show "Chance in a Million" Anyway, who says 60 year olds cannae shag too?

Glad to see you're acquiring rationality at last, Greig.

Bob Dylan - Modern Times. I cannae stop playing the bloody thing since I got it and it's really got into my blood.

Oh, and yes - but not so much these days - the Cadbury's Caramel Rabbit.

1. Michelle the waitress from "'Allo, 'Allo !". 2. Helga the German from "'Allo, 'Allo!". 3. Girls Aloud. 4. Brenda Blethyn. 5. That Welsh opera singer wifie.

I agree. Let's have a shitebox.

Flamingo - Earl Bostic.

"The Future's So Bright, I Gotta Wear Shades" - Timbuktu.

Soopa Doopa.

Hear, hear, Div. Agree with all that with knobs on.

Is there any way at all we could ban people who type "LOL" on messages to internet boards ? It's gettin right on my nipple ends.

You passed up the chance of a threesome? Mind you, I've always thought one of them might be a bit difficult......

Hmmm. I can definitely see a theme developing here. An "I caught my mate having a wank" theme. Anybody going to admit to being caught?

Those kittens look satanic ........

Correct. The most boring thread ever on the forum. A long, long, long procession of people trotting out tedious album and song titles - most of which naebody has ever heard of - and HHIBSS responding "Yeah, great tune" to every one. I tried to put it out of its misery once, but the fecker refused to die .......