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Bill Lees

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    Bill Lees got a reaction from bluto in Best Lines From The Movies   
    Sorry Sid, but it ain't one of Gilliam's I'm familiar with. Is it "The Fisher King", by any chance ? Failing that, Is it "Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas" ?
    (I've seen neither film).
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    Bill Lees got a reaction from bluto in Paisley Pubs   
    I once mistook that photie for the barmaid's cleavage.....
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    Bill Lees got a reaction from BaldyOzBud in Yet Another Crap Joke   
    Another guy goes to see his doctor. Doctor looks at the guy and sees that he's got a banana stuck up his nose, a cucumber in one ear, and a carrot stuck in the other ear.
    "Well, I can see what's wrong with you" says the Doc. "Really ? " says the guy. "What is it ?"
    Doc says "You're not eating properly."
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    Bill Lees got a reaction from BaldyOzBud in Yet Another Crap Joke   
    Guy goes to see the doctor. "Doctor, I need help. You see, I think I'm a moth."
    Doctor says : "Good lord, man - you need to see a clinical psychologist, not an ordinary GP like myself. What made you come in to see me anyway ?"
    Guy replies : "Well, the light was on."
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    Bill Lees got a reaction from Maximillion in At Last - The Coconut Dug Joke.   
    But surely it wouldne work on rabbits ?
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    Bill Lees got a reaction from shull in I'm Listening To....   
    Erm..... is it about big bamboo ?
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    Bill Lees got a reaction from Bud the Baker in I'm Listening To....   
    Christ on a pogo stick, does nobody else read this feckin thread and immediately lose the will to live? I feel like starting up an "I'm Train-spotting....." thread as an alternative. It'd be just as relevant as most of the posts on this bloody thread - "I'm train-spotting a Triple A series GXQ diesel unit". "Great Unit..... "
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    Bill Lees got a reaction from Bud the Baker in I'm Listening To....   
    Do you know what ?
    I don't give a flying f**k what anybody's listening to.
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    Bill Lees got a reaction from Bud the Baker in I'm Listening To....   
    THIS.......
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    Bill Lees got a reaction from Bud the Baker in I'm Listening To....   
    Insect. Waits is on a totally different planet to the self-publicising Irish gobshite and the hapless New Jersey noisemaker. Absynth? What are you speaking of?
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    Bill Lees got a reaction from Bud the Baker in I'm Listening To....   
    Whit? I happened to hear that song the other day, and it's absolutely NOWT like Ratrap. Which was shite anyway and far from glorious. You've bloody lost it, Hughes. If you ever had it......
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    Bill Lees got a reaction from Bud the Baker in I'm Listening To....   
    One of these days somebody'll mention a song that Greig disnae like........
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    Bill Lees got a reaction from Bud the Baker in I'm Listening To....   
    so Farewell Then, Ofra Haza .........
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    Bill Lees got a reaction from Bud the Baker in I'm Listening To....   
    I take it all back. This man has taste.
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    Bill Lees got a reaction from Bud the Baker in I'm Listening To....   
    Jees, I'm starting to dream of the day when I can read this forum without being told what the feck Greig is listening to today.
    Whaddaya say we close this boggin thread down?
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    Bill Lees got a reaction from Bud the Baker in I'm Listening To....   
    I'm listening to:
    Van Morrison : Back on Top.
    Marc Cohn - Marc Cohn.
    Beach Boys - Pet Sounds.
    Manu Chao - Clandestino.
    Waterboys - Room to Roam.
    Miles Davis - Tutu.
    Al Green : I Can't Stop.
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    Bill Lees got a reaction from Bud the Baker in I'm Listening To....   
    Ahh, but then (Robert Robinson impersonation), that was within the context very specifically of Scottish Folk Bands, within which context these acts aren't obscure at all, but very high-profile. The "I'm Listening To" thread just perpetuates the citing of the most ridiculous bands anybody has never heard of as the best thing since Peters and Lee......
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