Frank McGarvey' wonky legs

Worst commentary ever on Celtic's game last night.

No a chimp with a brush between his toes! Either that or it was one of the finalists in Douglas Alexander's primary schools competition to design me my Xmas cards contest.

Is that people in Cairters corner?

Have heard that his favoured position is right side of midfield. No way Gus will sign him when we have 5 players that can play out of position there!!

Or reaction to playing while still injured on Wednesday night

Lets tell Falkirk the team why dont we, keep them guessing right upto kick off!!

Yep defo thier offices. I knew someone that worked there about 12 years ago. Been shut and demolished for years now.

Have we signed the Irish version of Ryan McCay?

Excellent bit of business for both parties. It puts him in the shop window and also raises our profile in the transfer market for future deals at the end of the season and beyond. His experience on the park will be invaluable and will help both McGinn and Robb out in games. We may even be an attacking threat at set pieces rather than a sand wedge to the back post or a sclaff into the first defender!!

Well done to the Leeds Saints yesterday. Banner was top class. Can probably see everybody that didn't get the joke trying to make up things about the old firm with the letters!!

Was amazed how bright it was with only 2 floodlights on. Hopefully a midweek game under lights soon. Cup replay against Motherwell with a full ground could be excellent!

Try to use capital letters and full stops!

Wife thought that a train had derailed and was coming in the back door. Just one major flash and then straight after it a mighty rumble that seemed to come from absolutely nowhere. You expect it in the summer but that was totally out of the blue and fecking noisy!!

Been shut for about a month now. The new flats there weren't the moneyspinner that he hoped.

She should have removed them and relisted them with a reserve so it is her fault and she has to take the hit. You have a contract, If she refuses to sell at the winning price report her to ebay and trading standards!

Reflections before and after Saints games in the late 80's. The wine bar at the foot of New St was usually pretty good at weekends. And for some reason Carnegies on a Wednesday night in the early 90's. Barry Lavety and co were in more often than not.

That place has had mair facelifts than Joan Rivers/Ann Robinson.

Same as Jose Quitongo!

Boots cleaned twice! Spare boots in just incase. Bag packed and checked. Its like being 12 again. Better just pack that extra pair of knickers just incase!

I'm sure the kilts are just for you to dress up in when bitchface is out!!

Centenary match 1977?

Gus uses the excuse that what he has on trial is not better than what we already have. It is a sad indictment of the class of trialist that we are able to attract that not one of them is able to add to the quality of the team bar Franco.

So are Shergar and Lord Lucan and they are more likely to score. If Keano is fully fit then he must start!!