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Did they quote Peter again?

You do know it reads “I Love Gus” not “Gussets”?

Ricky, he’s probably called Mattman cause that how his wife/girlfriend perceives his role in their relationship. I’m with you Mattman. Many on here are downtrodden males.

Jackson Pollock on the piss.

Was it cleared by the club? Was it to big? Was it made of non combustible material? Did it clear all the health & safety rules that are no doubt on the books these days? Personally, I admire W7 for the time and effort, and money, they put into what is created. But I don't agree with every banner. Work with the club.

If only.............................................

Ah missed that................................ Was it imploring him to pay his outstanding child support?

Twitchy hand.........................................? God knows what you've been doing...........................

I have to disagree................................. I think we should allocate 3 officers to W7. The guys have to understand the consequences of stepping out of line.

My advice.......................... Stick to drumming..............................you're very good at that.

I stand corrected by a ménage à trois specialist.

If folks want to display a message, all they have to do is have 16 T-shirts each one printed with a different letter from "notfanscriminals" and then 16 of them could wear the T-shirts. Although it might take them the 90 minutes to get in the right order. The added bonus being if the game is boring they can play Countdown. Add an additional "n" and "y" and you could have hours of fun.

Part of the St. Mirren policies reads.......... "the size of flags/banners anything above 8ft by 4 ft should be referred to the club." You would need awfy long arms to hold that up by yourself.

Strangely enough, on my way to the doctors and opticians for high blood pressure test, and double vision tests. I reckon Saints had twice as many shots on target as the papers say.

Naw, naw, naw, naw,..........................................naw. One of banner holding guys asked of a flag grabbing steward, "Is that a gun in your pocket or are pleased to see me?"

Yes............................I entirely understand your point. Some days I find myself the only poster on some topics.

Number 1 should be.................................. A feckin solid gold badge for everyone of us who attended every game and allowed Mr. Stubbs to make us feel as though we were being poked up the cuffer.

Plenty of room there Billy.........................................

True enough..............Putin sends 2 of his guys.................................we'll send him 1 John Smeaton.

Wait till Putin sends a couple of his boys over................................. You'll be begging for the Pussycat Paisley Polis.

Don't ask Saltcoatsbuddie as he is a lot older now..................................................and as for SaltcoatsSaint?

Aye, you wait till someone is perforated to their severe injury with the pin and they'll be banned.

I remember, in the early 70s, sharing a billet with a group of young police officers, army officers, and naval officers. After a few days we were all on first name terms. One night, after lights out, when we were almost all asleep, 2 guys from the east coast of Scotland were chatting and finishing almost each line of conversation with "ye ken" or "ah ken". An English voice peeps up, "Who the f**k is Ken?" Very funny. You had to be there.

You don't know Tam le Bam? Everybody knows a Tam who's a bam.

She's on the next flight to St. Helier...............................She sees that as a chat up line.