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No, no, no, no, “turnippy” is what a women does once you marry her.

Same as a Finnish.

What's a "Scottish"?

A good question. Whenever I see him he can't make up his mind whether he wants to be very black or very white. Make up your mind zebra boy!

174,589 votes so far. That goalie has a lot of relations. I find it unbelievable that an employer would leave it up to the public to decide an employee’s fate. A bit too much like the coliseum in Roman times.

I can only assume that you are not a St. Mirren shareholder. The purchase of shares is definitely wishful thinking if a person believes it will ever give return. I remember about 25 years buying some shares at, I think, £50 each just so I would get a St. Mirren shareholders certificate. Then, no more than a few years later, my dad told me that shares were being issued at 50p each. That made me laugh and I bought my dad some. You've never seen a man more happy with his son. Why do people do it? For me, if I don't see a game for the next 12 months because of this virus, I will be more concerned about the survival of St. Mirren F.C. than the £144 I've spent on an adult concession. You can call me a fool or a person who is proud be known as a Paisley Buddie. I know which one I am.

But Antrin, but Antrin, how does that explain the Heart's player's pish poor pass straight to Wallace enabling him to delicately lump it up the park for Obika for that wonderful goal that put the jam tarts at the bottom of the league? Could it be because Wallace was wearing black & white stripes he only saw hauf o' him?

The big question is, does this mean you were at the birth? Chicken or the egg?

Why a Justgiving page that takes 5%? https://uk.gofundme.com/

Does eating quality chocolate give you immunity? Toblerones here I come...................

That's 1 hr 23 mins and 52 seconds of my life I don't want back. Thank you Div.

Why not read the World Health Organisation 40 page report. China’s method of tackling the virus has been completely different from Italy. That’s what makes the difference.

I subscribe to the Washington Post and this is an interesting article from 7 days ago. Unfortunately you may have to press the “free edition” Button. https://www.washingtonpost.com/graphics/2020/world/corona-simulator/

Sorry if the attached has been posted earlier. who-china-joint-mission-on-covid-19-final-report.pdf

most folk I know on here are older than me............................. So, quite soon, I'll be the oldest on here.

The Scottish Government's decision on curtailing crowds over 500 is nothing to do with the potential risks of the virus spreading. 1) Quote from the BBC online news reporting First Minister's Questions today (Thursday 12th March) in the Scottish Parliament. During First Minister's Questions on Thursday, Ms Sturgeon said the scientific advice suggested that cancelling mass gatherings "will not in itself have a significant impact on reducing the spread of the virus". 2) The First Minister's reasoning for the move is, and I quote, "Mass gatherings require to be policed, they require to have emergency ambulance cover, they require the services of voluntary health services. At a time when we need to be reducing the pressures on these frontline workers - in order to free them up to focus on the significant challenge that lies ahead - I do think it's inappropriate that we continue as normal."

Oh....................Roderick.............................. According to Mrs. D the sun shined oot your arse........................ Well..................................................compared to her eldest anyway

Maybe the “Faraway” is not about location but about his state of mind. Like when yer mammy used to respond to you when you told her about a peculiar person who lived in your neighbourhood, ”Aye son, he’s away wi’ fairies”

An excellent article Antrin. And the poor dug used to support the Buddies, but we barred folk bringing in their dugs. Cue the usual sexist comment, I've seen quite a few dugs at St. Mirren Park. Indeed, Yardley (the dug) looks far more learned than all of the other supporters. I hope you enjoyed saturday. Wis oor Johnny barkin' at the ref?

He was excellent in the Tarantino film Jackie Brown.

Sorry LPM i didn’t see your post before I started a thread, https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/49972094

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/49972094

You have obviously not heard any of the Conservative party's attempts at their conference to solve the Irish border question.

Haemorrhoids......................................... Not me........................... The big saft southerner fae Sir Michael Place.

So, as Hearts won against Hibs on Sunday to kick start their season, you'll be backing St. Mirren? Sorry, I forgot is was you Elvis.