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  1. E=Mc2
    Are the drugs you’re taking fae the doctor?
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    Jim McIntyre saying he believes he needs 4 wins. Who is he trying to motivate, or indeed demotivate? Is he hoping this statement will make us complacent? Dundee only have to match us score for score, and then beat us by 3 goals to go above us by having the same goal difference but on the basis of having scored more goals. I would like to think that the treasurers of Motherwell, St. Johnstone, and Livingston, will be suggesting to his colleagues that St. Mirren is his choice of the team he wishes to see finishing 10th.
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    This gives us the advantage of knowing Dundee’s score from Saturday. I’m happy. Then again, i’ll be in Cyprus. Watching it on the telly.
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    Can you imagine only needing a point to guarantee the playoff spot, and 3 points to guarantee staying up? Time for................................
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    It is interesting that we may know what we need to do as we go into the game vs Hamilton on the Monday 13th May.
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    "Projected Home Attendances" you ask. I can think of a few fellow Buddies who I would love to project............
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    This is when we get guys who have never been to an away game and, just as the teams kick off, they search for their seat as per the ticket to discover we have all just taken any available seat.
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    But would you only go to home games?
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    I know this is probably not the place to post this question, but I have a fellow Buddie coming down from Aberdeen on the day of the AGM wanting to accompany me to the meeting. Is this possible?
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    They should be in yer Will. Have the family fight over them. Or ask to go in the box with you. Do they play football in heaven?
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    Personally, I’ve never found spunking to be a waste of time.................... But I get yer drift...................
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    Where do they think you can find 10 children..............................? We’re no aw Michael Jackson.
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    Why are guys in the Sin Bin concerning themselves with weather? Are they allowed out?
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    Jack Ross to Celtic next season. whit’s the odds? worth a fiver?
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    Aye, and probably two shillings a gallon.
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    I’ll go one better than that.......................... 111%
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    It should read, “DEBBIE DOES DALLAS or was it DEFOE” for the youngsters to understand https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Debbie_Does_Dallas
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    Your First Car

    E=Mc2 replied to shull's topic in The Sin Bin

    A wee blue Mini PGA 12F Now PGA 12H might have been worth a few shillings
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    I’m surprised they are not winding up Shull the “up to 50% off” slogan.
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    Worse than that Jim. we’re going to give you a 2 goal start and hump you with 10 men.
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    Aye the big fella gone. Don Estelle has a wonderful voice.
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    I thought I may have to have put this in "General Nonsense", but I felt that would be wrong. But only 10? https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-46920569
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    Let's show those pesky foreigners. Who really rules the waves. How does the song go? Rule Britannia, Britannia, sorry, not any more, Rule Cyprus, Cyprus Rules the Waves https://cyprus-mail.com/2019/01/18/po-ferries-to-register-entire-english-channel-fleet-under-cyprus-flag/
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    At a comedy night at The Stand in Glasgow last night. Lady comedian says that brexit would be dreadful. She says she loves nothing better than walking down the Polish aisle in Tesco. ”Cause there ladies you can get a five fingered KitKat, and we all know us ladies all enjoy an extra finger” Girl on the table next to me lost it and nearly brought up one of her lungs.
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    Cause it’s his missus’s highway. Did you not know that?
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