E=Mc2

I just discovered how to use ignore. It looks like nobody has posted yet today. Hello? Anyone here?

It'll be the start of their 125th season.

It's very sad when people you have have never met have a go at a person's disability. I can only type with one hand.

it used to be "Dancing in the Dark" but noo it's typing.

Typing in the dark

Well done Celtic 2 = 1

Does this mean more pennies for us if Celtic progress to the next stage of the competition?

2 - 0 to celtic

The answer to the only question in your post, despite four question marks, is no. The figures are to the year end 31st May 2012. It's next year's report to the year end 31st May 2013 that will give you figures without the Rongers. It will be interesting next year to see how much difference our League Cup run makes to the figures.

Give St. Mirren the email address of your wife/partner/kid and she/he/it can print it off and place it in an envelope behind the front door. This would save St. Mirren the cost of postage.

Obviously you are the 4th choice keeper

The problem wisnae "Wid ye?" The problem wis "Wid he? before ye hid passed yer 11plus or sat yer o'levels"

I'll gie ya 50p for a reenactment.

Or radioactive urine. See a doctor.

Prostitutes don't wear knickers. Time is money.

Not UCS 69 cause there were times I couldn't tell one end from the other.

Now! Now! That's my weans whore of a mother you're talking about. Show a little respect.

Her head was definitely in the clouds.

It said "I've found another man, much younger than you, and I'll need half your money to buy us a house". And it worked. Although after 9 years he now has a dodgy heart and a pacemaker. Had she stayed that might have been me. Every cloud has a silver lining.

Bought my missus a car with a standard number plate. It had UCS in it and when someone asked why I didn't get her a personalised number, I said I did, Upper Class Slut. I could could sense the writing was on the wall after that.

I do realise that if my friends move to the margins of the stand I could sit with them, but ideally I would want to purchase tickets early to get them as close to the halfway line as possible. If they do not then have an empty seat next to them we would have to shift to the edges of the crowd. I would like friends who come to have as good an experience as possible and give thought to coming back under their own volition.

Yes. I often try and convince friends to come to a game, but then have to tell them that there are no guaranteed empty seats around my season ticket seat. If I could move my seat for a game to enable me to sit with friends it would help.

NHS1 is pre 1963. By how much, I don't know.

This is the equivalent of furry dice.

I remember seeing a young Asian lad who the polis had stopped as the spacing in his reg number was incorrect. He had J1HAD. He didn't look like he was ready to fight.