HSS

I got a wait and return...........

Hillington to Morrisons Cardonald, waited 5 minutes and back to Hillington.

Yeah I read that in the PDE

That's a good fare?

Lovely day,spent most of the afternoon in the garden.

25 deg up here the day, like Tenerife. ;)

Raining now, cannie whack the Scottish weather. LOL

attention

Can't you work the phone and watch TV at the same time?

The letters were , REDDOTMCGRAW , the answer was , COMPLETE COCK

Farmers? Don't they just fix tractors?

Just in their Perth Branch.

Aye, that's a belter faraway ;) good yin pal ;)

Could it be signs of dampness?

Faraway doesn't know how to change his top man either, its been Michael Higdon for quite some time

Please tell me how to change it, I want it changed to Mr Panda.

only in Lochwinnoch!!!

Hope ye didnae leave the hoose keys in it, during service?

That would just be stupid.

I have a head cold.

My 'g's sound like 'd'...

Cheeky bugger.

Cheeky budder.

Fixed it for you.

My cold's ok now

Complimentary ticket does it for me

A stauner? Another viagra wasted. ;)

no bad us that the 1st this yer

Hope you gave the punter a reduction or dropped them straight at the hospital?

Daily fart updates - smashin!

Whats todays like?

Fixed it for you.

"I've just done my 1st shite post of 2011"

Bill Lees lives on.

That's what ye get for eating food that's left in yer taxi. ;)

Ya lazy cnut! I was up at 0855am this morning!

It does, thanks. ;)

Naw,it was last night.

No reports but it's likely he was pished and that he did the "David Murray" !

That's a sign...........don't be looking at he spot on your arse while carrying bottles of bevvy. ;)

my thoughts are with you .... a sad sad day

Best one was Sandman winning a raffle at a bus do...slipping on his way back from collecting it smashing it all over the floor - think that was after the Ayr game.

I got a wait and return today.

Cardonald to Cardonald Post Office this morning and return. £3.40.

I went from ma hoose to the shop and back.........free.

Yir too miserable to phone a Taxi !!!

MInd, drive expertly......oh you always dae.

Done 6 hires today on the most horrendous roads i've ever driven on.

Glad to be hame.

Main Roads have vastly improved. Side roads still dodgy.

Full shift ramorra.

ye know i love ye really ya drivel posting dude!

Whew, yer back on ma Lottery winning party list ;)

Thanks to all my Buddies for their kind wishes and support at this time

Willie

What's your poison Farawy?Shull will know Iain,they're both Borrheid boys.

Doh, just figured it out, anyway, vodka and coke, nothing else, a single will do.

Never heard of him unless he's changed his name for equity reasons.

Might even be a swarm of spots?

It was a big plook.You want to have seen the puss that came out of it!!

Told you it was HUGE neb. Has to be - to get a cat out of it.

Ah always leave the yellow bit on the outside. ;)

Yellow?You're much cheaper with the black ones!!!

You're right to leave these bits alone - it's where spiders leave their eggs!

When anything in Edinburgh..:-p

At the same time ihad a hire from Morrisons Cardonald going to Cardonald.

I left Sheildhall at 15:30 arriving at the airport16:25.Headed back straight away,via the petrol station for a quick shite as I was touching cloth,and hit the traffic.Decided on a detour as the traffic news was full of accidents on the Kingston Bridge etc.Head to East Kilbride and home for 17:45.Good hire :)Shull,local hires are good...........if you get enough of them ;)