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  1. Nice wee hire to Edinburgh but no hire back :(

    1. shull

      shull

      I got a wait and return...........

      Hillington to Morrisons Cardonald, waited 5 minutes and back to Hillington.

    2. insaintee

      insaintee

      Yeah I read that in the PDE

  2. I'm going to Bucharest.I'm f'kin knackered!!

  3. I'm having the day off today and I'm loving it.

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    2. HSS

      HSS

      Lovely day,spent most of the afternoon in the garden. :)

    3. faraway saint

      faraway saint

      25 deg up here the day, like Tenerife. ;)

    4. faraway saint

      faraway saint

      Raining now, cannie whack the Scottish weather. LOL

  4. butterfly soup?

  5. What was the answer to the Conumdrum on Countdown today?The phone went and I missed it.

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    2. car-d bud
    3. faraway saint

      faraway saint

      Can't you work the phone and watch TV at the same time?

    4. whydowebother

      whydowebother

      The letters were , REDDOTMCGRAW , the answer was , COMPLETE COCK :)

  6. i've had 3 punctures in the last week :(

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    2. faraway saint

      faraway saint

      Farmers? Don't they just fix tractors?

    3. shull

      shull

      Just in their Perth Branch.

    4. Mr Panda

      Mr Panda

      Aye, that's a belter faraway ;) good yin pal ;)

  7. How do I change my "top man"?

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    2. faraway saint

      faraway saint

      Could it be signs of dampness?

    3. Mr Panda

      Mr Panda

      Faraway doesn't know how to change his top man either, its been Michael Higdon for quite some time

    4. faraway saint

      faraway saint

      Please tell me how to change it, I want it changed to Mr Panda. :)

  8. No rush to get up in the morning,car in for a service. :)

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    2. HSS

      HSS

      only in Lochwinnoch!!!

    3. bluto

      bluto

      Hope ye didnae leave the hoose keys in it, during service?

    4. faraway saint

      faraway saint

      That would just be stupid. :)

  9. Me and my Mrs are heading into Town for a few drinks.

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    2. bluto

      bluto

      I have a head cold.

      My 'g's sound like 'd'...

      :)

    3. HSS

      HSS

      Cheeky bugger.

    4. bluto

      bluto

      Cheeky budder.

      Fixed it for you.

      My cold's ok now :)

  10. After I posted on "The Juniors" thread I decided to have a look at the "archive" section.The Sellic 0 St Mirren 3 was so good I've got a stauner.

    1. shull

      shull

      Complimentary ticket does it for me

    2. faraway saint

      faraway saint

      A stauner? Another viagra wasted. ;)

    3. fmckinn

      fmckinn

      no bad us that the 1st this yer

  11. My farts are stinking!!

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    2. faraway saint

      faraway saint

      Hope you gave the punter a reduction or dropped them straight at the hospital?

    3. Miss Saint

      Miss Saint

      Daily fart updates - smashin!

    4. faraway saint
  12. I've just done my 1st shite of 2011 :)

    1. bluto

      bluto

      Fixed it for you.

      "I've just done my 1st shite post of 2011" :)

    2. The Real Zippy

      The Real Zippy

      Bill Lees lives on.

  13. I've just ate a kebab for the 1st time in years.Already I know I'm going to suffer in the morning.The bog roll is in the fridge.

    1. faraway saint

      faraway saint

      That's what ye get for eating food that's left in yer taxi. ;)

  14. To the Fans who are travelling,,,,,,,,,enjoy.Come back with at least a point.

  15. Slept 'til 09:15.Pure luxury :)

    1. taxi saint

      taxi saint

      Ya lazy cnut! I was up at 0855am this morning!

  16. Any news on Shuggies,alleged,40th birthday party?

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    2. faraway saint

      faraway saint

      It does, thanks. ;)

    3. HSS

      HSS

      Naw,it was last night.

    4. billyg

      billyg

      No reports but it's likely he was pished and that he did the "David Murray" !

  17. I smashed a bottle of Morgans Spice today.I only bought it 15 mins before the terrible accident. :(

    1. faraway saint

      faraway saint

      That's a sign...........don't be looking at he spot on your arse while carrying bottles of bevvy. ;)

    2. Miss Saint

      Miss Saint

      my thoughts are with you .... a sad sad day

    3. St. Sid

      St. Sid

      Best one was Sandman winning a raffle at a bus do...slipping on his way back from collecting it smashing it all over the floor - think that was after the Ayr game.

  18. Greetings from Uddingston :)

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    2. shull

      shull

      I got a wait and return today.

      Cardonald to Cardonald Post Office this morning and return. £3.40.

    3. faraway saint

      faraway saint

      I went from ma hoose to the shop and back.........free.

    4. shull

      shull

      Yir too miserable to phone a Taxi !!!

  19. I'm off to work.

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    2. faraway saint

      faraway saint

      MInd, drive expertly......oh you always dae. :)

    3. shull

      shull

      Done 6 hires today on the most horrendous roads i've ever driven on.

      Glad to be hame.

    4. shull

      shull

      Main Roads have vastly improved. Side roads still dodgy.

      Full shift ramorra.

  20. Is NSS home yet?

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    2. Miss Saint

      Miss Saint

      ye know i love ye really ya drivel posting dude!

    3. faraway saint

      faraway saint

      Whew, yer back on ma Lottery winning party list ;)

    4. North Sea Saint

      North Sea Saint

      Thanks to all my Buddies for their kind wishes and support at this time

      Willie

  21. Just dropped my first famous punter of the day,Iain Connell,at the BBC comedy unit in Maryhill.

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    2. HSS

      HSS

      What's your poison Farawy?Shull will know Iain,they're both Borrheid boys.

    3. faraway saint

      faraway saint

      Doh, just figured it out, anyway, vodka and coke, nothing else, a single will do. :)

    4. shull

      shull

      Never heard of him unless he's changed his name for equity reasons.

  22. I've had a lazy Fri night in the house and loved every minute of it.(Well,since the in-laws went home about 9pm!!!)

  23. I've got a spot on my nose.

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    2. faraway saint

      faraway saint

      Might even be a swarm of spots?

    3. HSS

      HSS

      It was a big plook.You want to have seen the puss that came out of it!!

    4. bluto

      bluto

      Told you it was HUGE neb. Has to be - to get a cat out of it.

  24. See bananas?See the wee pointed bits?I don't like them.

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    2. faraway saint

      faraway saint

      Ah always leave the yellow bit on the outside. ;)

    3. HSS

      HSS

      Yellow?You're much cheaper with the black ones!!!

    4. Bud the Baker

      Bud the Baker

      You're right to leave these bits alone - it's where spiders leave their eggs!

  25. I've got a hire to Edinburgh Airport :)

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    2. St. Sid

      St. Sid

      When anything in Edinburgh..:-p

    3. shull

      shull

      At the same time ihad a hire from Morrisons Cardonald going to Cardonald.

    4. HSS

      HSS

      I left Sheildhall at 15:30 arriving at the airport16:25.Headed back straight away,via the petrol station for a quick shite as I was touching cloth,and hit the traffic.Decided on a detour as the traffic news was full of accidents on the Kingston Bridge etc.Head to East Kilbride and home for 17:45.Good hire :)Shull,local hires are good...........if you get enough of them ;)

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