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  1. Greetings from Uddingston :)

    1. HSS

      HSS

      I meant to say hello to you from Irvine while I was on a wait and return from Dykebar Hospital at midnight tonight.But alas I got a puncture so instead of using my phone I used my jack.Still the £** fare had me smiling. ;)

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  2. Greetings from Uddingston :)

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      HSS

      Hello from the very strange town that is Barrhead!!! :(

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  3. sports scientist from st.mirren presenting award on sunday mail award thingy - piece of useless info for you all!

  4. Must be great being unemployed...drinking hot chocolate and eating jaffa cakes

  5. How pretty does the world look when covered with snow - answer - very :-)

    1. HSS

      HSS

      Oi Missy,you better get a snow doctor.Your snowman and snowgirl were looking awfy unwell when I passed earlier.

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  6. Just dropped my first famous punter of the day,Iain Connell,at the BBC comedy unit in Maryhill.

    1. HSS

      HSS

      What's your poison Farawy?Shull will know Iain,they're both Borrheid boys.

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  7. Just dropped my first famous punter of the day,Iain Connell,at the BBC comedy unit in Maryhill.

    1. HSS

      HSS

      It was a credit hire but he gave me a fiver ;)

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  8. Just dropped my first famous punter of the day,Iain Connell,at the BBC comedy unit in Maryhill.

  9. Just dropped my first famous punter of the day,Iain Connell,at the BBC comedy unit in Maryhill.

    1. HSS

      HSS

      Sorry.Forgetting there's no tele in Arbroath yet!!!

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  10. I've got a spot on my nose.

    1. HSS

      HSS

      It was a big plook.You want to have seen the puss that came out of it!!

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  11. I've got a spot on my nose.

    1. HSS

      HSS

      It's not ready for squeezing.Maybe tomorrow.

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  12. I've got a spot on my nose.

    1. HSS

      HSS

      I don't f'kin know why.Perhaps it's just my age!!

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  13. See bananas?See the wee pointed bits?I don't like them.

    1. HSS

      HSS

      Yellow?You're much cheaper with the black ones!!!

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  14. I've got a hire to Edinburgh Airport :)

    1. HSS

      HSS

      I left Sheildhall at 15:30 arriving at the airport16:25.Headed back straight away,via the petrol station for a quick shite as I was touching cloth,and hit the traffic.Decided on a detour as the traffic news was full of accidents on the Kingston Bridge etc.Head to East Kilbride and home for 17:45.Good hire :)Shull,local hires are good...........if you get enough of them ;)

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  15. Aw the bawbags are blue .... everybuddy join in!

    1. HSS

      HSS

      Mine isn't but that'll be because i've got my thermal boxers on.

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  16. I just farted in the bath while my head was under water.It really made me laugh.I'm sure you've all done it ;)

  17. i dreamt last night that i was having dinner with the PM but i was late as I was moving into anew house and then i had to go to iceland for something and there was a big queue!!!

  18. I'm having a spiced rum and coke(or 3)coz I've no got any voddie.

  19. I'm having a spiced rum and coke(or 3)coz I've no got any voddie.

  20. I'm having a spiced rum and coke(or 3)coz I've no got any voddie.

    1. HSS

      HSS

      Tanned nearly a bottle.3 cheers for the day off tomorrow.

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